Hookah is all about embracing a slower pace of life. When seated in front of a shisha, one is committed to doing nothing, at least for a little while. The street cafes of Cairo hum with groups of friends exercising this ethos, taking turns inhaling sweet, fragrant smoke and sipping tea. Despite Pittsburgh’s distance from the Sahara, KOAL Hookah Lounge brings a bit of that mentality to Slippery Rock.
After boiling tobacco leaves with one of 21 fruit varietals, the staff at KOAL pack ornate water pipes for parties of three or five. Though most menu flavors reflect long-established tradition, the lounge experiments with unconventional blends such as the Vanilla Sky, a mixture of vanilla and blackberry tobacco. The modern décor further illustrates this embrace of old and new, with track lighting illuminating a bottle-lined wall, and bold reds encapsulating a row of sleek black stools. Guests can dramatically exhale on the outdoor patio, as well, as they savor hot chocolate and fervently detail the interesting dream they had last night.
Sling a quiver of nine-iron bows and dimpled, spherical arrows over your shoulder and hit the 18-hole New Castle Country Club Course for a game of golf (a $100 value). Designed by famed course designer A. W. Tillinghast and built in 1923, the 6,600-yard course, easily traversed by your included golf cart ($25), offers ample opportunity for both exhilarating eagles and disappointing duffs. Walter-Hagens-in-training will refuel with a boxed lunch of ham or turkey croissants with snacks and drink ($10), and rue that shank on the 14th hole at the locker room, driving range, or bag service area ($15 value for use of all three). If you care to sip on some alcoholic refreshment, those alongside other menu items are available for separate purchase. Put on your favorite tam o'shanter and hit the links at New Castle Country Club for a round of the thinking man's polo.
The Historic Races pit the engine gurgles of classic '60s, '70s, and younger vehicles against one another. Legendary motor-mobiles from luminaries like Jaguar, Corvette, Camaro, Mustang, and BMW zip through roughly 1.5 miles of picturesque track with loopy elevation changes and blind-entry turns that would challenge even the most suction-cup-covered of tires. The contest schedule splits racers into various groupings. Experience muscle-bound mayhem at Group Four's Trans Am race, where Mustangs, Datsuns, Camaros, and more will test their horsepower and latissimus dorsi with feats of vehicular strength. Watch real-life Hot Wheels tear up a non-plastic track in the LeMans Group Five battle, where specialty cruisers like the MG MGB, Alfa Romeo Spider, and Triumph Spitfire will square off.
BeaveRun's two racing tracks host practice sessions, races, and classes for race karts, supermotos, cars, and snow plows. Bring your own race kart, or rent one of BeaveRun's Honda-powered karts, and be prepared to dart around the outdoor Wilson Circuit at speeds upwards of 45 mph ($20 for first session, $15 for second session). If you're still getting over your fear of miniature four-wheeled animals, drive your personal car directly onto BeaveRun's auto-cross obstacle course ($40 for weekend time) and finally master the art of making sharp turns around orange cones. You can opt for a drifting class, where you'll learn to scare small children and metallurgists with the smokiest get-away techniques ($40 for weekend time), or enroll in BeaveRun's intro to off-roading in the "dirt days" guided obstacle course for 4x4s ($40 per driver). BeaveRun also boasts an extensive range of thrill-seeking, auto-handling classes (starting at $189) that will appeal to your inner James Bond, while daredevils will relish the sweet two-wheeling freedom of BeaveRun's supermoto open practice sessions ($25 per driver, consult the website).
Xtreme Xperience was founded by a pair of car aficionados who understand the thrill of commanding a $253,000 piece of four-wheeled poetry in motion, like the Lamborghini LP560. They know that exaggerating the pronunciation of Porsche is only half as fun as horsewhipping its 530 horsepower from 0 to 60 miles per hour in just 3.3 seconds. They realize that the Ferrari F430's supercharged Launch Control console button is too irresistible not to push coming out of every red light and into every dark, quiet, and hopefully vacant train tunnel. The smooth, spaceship-esque aluminum body shell of the Audi R8 makes them appreciate how discreet something like 782 rivets, 382 self-tapping screws, and more than 300 feet of welding can be. The people at Xtreme Xperience also regularly upgrade their supercar experience, providing a safe way to not only participate in automobile exhilaration, but to also supply curious drivers and riders with information about the luxury automotive and racing worlds.
The Dirty Dash isn't the kind of race where runners try to set a new record. There are no ribbons or trophies for the first runner across the finish line either. That's because the real fun of this race isn't in winning, it's in the actual running itself. And watching groups of costumed adults play in the mud, of course.
Part light-hearted race, part military-style obstacle course, The Dirty Dash challenges runners with a course strewn with muddy obstacles with a focus on fun. In order to reach the finish, runners will have to hop over hay bales in mud pits, navigate rows and rows of tires set in wet soil, and even launch themselves down a foamy, 175-foot slip-n-slide. Besides the ultimate reward?the opportunity to spend a day in the mud?each participant also gets a t-shirt, pig tattoo, bandana, and pig decal, as well as a perfect excuse to visit their favorite dry cleaner.