Norridge, IL Spa and Massage

HALO [FOR MEN] is no ordinary salon. There are no female clients, which means no girly magazines (expect Guns & Ammo, Maxim, and the Wall Street Journal), no girly smells (HALO [FOR MEN] smells exactly like Michael Jordan after Game 6 of the 1998 NBA Finals), and no girly discussions (if you must converse, you are limited to talking about classic episodes of Columbo). Plus, there’s always a movie, CNN, or ESPN playing on HALO's high-definition TVs, providing a mega-dose of man-friendly entertainment.

The aestheticians at K. Paige Salon, a full-service hair, nail, and skin refinery, beautify the impression-makers of women and men. Chic leather chairs congregate in the waiting area, surrounding themselves with an elite entourage of beauty products, including Bumble and bumble and Moroccanoil, and an eager cluster of paparazzi.

With today's side deal, $65 gets you $130 worth of services at Holistic Health Practice, the River North spot for alternative healing. Choose from an array of nontraditional therapies to get your energy on track, your spine in line, and your muscles humming with happiness. The friendly practitioners and staff at Holistic Health Practice will put you at ease and listen to your needs to treat your whole person instead of targeting a local symptom. You may find your achy back and pinkie hangnail, though seemingly unrelated, stem from the same problem.

The professional wellness team at hpiChicago strives to keep exercisers injury-free by integrating fitness training with physical therapy and chiropractic care. Licensed chiropractors and therapists can devise custom plans to treat chronic pain based on clients’ medical histories and favorite pro wrestlers. A fully equipped gym with treadmills, kettlebells, and weight machines hosts boot camps and personal-training sessions with an emphasis on injury prevention, helping ease recovering patients back into exercise routines.

Blo Salon and Day Spa treats mugs to time-rewinding galvanic facials in a charming basement storefront. The one-hour treatment slays facial wrinkles, impurities, and fine lines before exiling them to extraterrestrial zip codes. Clients can expect elastin to temporarily return, improving the skin's appearance to that of a 20-something-year-old inheriting a two-bedroom apartment with five feuding roommates. The treatment also hunts wild herds of fat and toxins, smoothing cellulite terrain to clear the land for healthy skin seedlings.