Family patriarch Nordy Rockler opened the doors of his first store in 1954 to supply his fellow craftsmen with knowledge, friendly advice, and a large selection of tools for at-home woodworking projects. Now, the chain of retail outlets brims with more than 20,000 tools and specialized woodworking equipment. Next to a steely rainbow of hinges, casters, and screws, a supply of lumber and exotic hardwoods provides planks for building tree houses or just leaving around as a warning to uncooperative trees. The tenor buzz of power tools operated by newly knowledgeable guests drifts from educational sessions on operating equipment and woodworking.
The tidiness technicians at Design Unlimited Painting scrub homes with high-pressure washers that powerfully massage away grime and grit to leave siding and trim sparkling. Dwellings can cast off their soiled shells and slip into the more comfortable surroundings of a freshly scoured, like-new carapace, just in time for the bungalow beauty pageant on May 14. Every employee at Design Unlimited Painting has at least 15 years of experience cleaning up after nature’s thunder parties, snow fetes, and sun-baked mud-pie feasts, and the expert abode-bathers happily don all-white garb to tackle every style of domicile, from Victorian painted ladies to modest ranches. Siding, stonework, and decks all benefit from the mold- and dirt-dethroning work of dynamically pressurized water, emerging as pristine as the day of their ceremonial ribbon cutting.
Viking Blinds is a family-owned-and-operated provider of quality custom window-coverings from Hunter Douglas. With quality wood ($122 for a 36"x36" value blind; $136 for premium) or two-inch aluminum blinds ($116 for 36"x36"), you can suspiciously survey the neighborhood riffraff before letting go with a satisfying snap. Or perhaps you'll find joy performing shadow-puppet shows on soft honeycomb shades ($111 for 30"x30"; $126 for 36"x36") before an audience of tomato-stuffed mason jars. Make sure with today's deal your window-coverings block out the platinum-fringed leaves in the forest homes of obscenely wealthy squirrels, which also shut out the harsh rays of the sun at their convenience.
Offering a fun and relaxed environment, Kiln Kreations puts beauty in the hands of the beholder, leading to a quiet sense of accomplishment rivaling that of a financially successful mime. Over 700 ceramic pieces are available to douse in splashes of vibrant paint colors while a helpful staff of professional muses offers pointers and gets your creative juices unstoppered with stamps, stencils, and idea books. Beads and magnet-sized trinkets starting at $2 help spruce up ceramic concoctions, while larger items such as mugs, plates, and banks range from $20 to $26. Each session includes the cost of unlimited paint colors, tool use, glazing, staff assistance, kiln firing, and confidence-boosting compliments. Your molded masterpiece will then be heated and hardened in a kiln—making it safe for food and dishwashers. You'll be able to pick it up in five to seven days. All paints are water based, non-toxic, and lead free, ensuring that ceramic statuettes don’t transform into city-stomping monsters that need to be disposed of by Power Rangers.
The dedicated staff at Twin City Flowers meticulously arranges fresh flowers with an eye for detail, delivering vase creations and other gifts to local patrons, with same- or next-day delivery available for most orders. Like the acceptability of wearing white, flower offerings change with the seasons; recent bouquets include the autumnal Shocktail Martini Bouquet, which nestles roses and lilies in vivid fall hues inside an acrylic martini glass, playfully enhanced with straws and decorative spiders ($39.99+). A playful dash of color livens up cubicles in the form of a live African violet, cozily rooted in a 4.5-inch cube vase ($24.99), and a rose- and daisy-strewn Bucket of Birthday congratulates the receiver for their continued existence ($39.99+). Bedeck a Thanksgiving table with the Bountiful Cornucopia, in which an iconic basket is filled with fresh fruit and hand-tested by pilgrim impersonators prior to sale ($49.99+). Groupon holders looking to make larger purchases should call to confirm flora feasibility.