North Valley Stream, NY Health and Fitness

Where there's Chinese smoke, there's a fiery acupuncture Groupon. For $30, today's deal gets you a 30-minute stress-busting acupuncture treatment at Gotham Wellness, normally $65. Gotham provides people with "The Health You Deserve"—a philosophy built on the belief that health is complete physical, mental, and social well-being. Located at 15 W. 26th St., it's an oasis for the city's stress-ridden residents.

re:AB is dedicated to preserving the methods and remains of Joseph Pilates through expert teaching and an in-house cryogenics facility. The studio's instructors undergo a minimum of 700 hours of training, observation, and apprenticeship before hitting the mats to help you strengthen your abs and back, reduce neck and shoulder tension, improve posture, increase flexibility, and enhance your ability to communicate with trapped animals.

Tree of Life Acupuncture was established in 1993. We specialize in Pain Management, Infertility and Immune System.

Brooklyn Bridge Boot Camp's founder Ariane Hundt, whose classes have frequented the media, runs courses centered around simple-yet-effective moves geared toward challenging camp neophytes and gym buffs alike. All width-whittlers can expect classes to combine cardio-pumping jogs with strength sessions as Ariane and her staff of certified personal trainers turn unassuming benches, fences, and naturally occurring ThighMasters into accompaniments for toning moves that use body weight and other instruments for resistance. Each one-hour workout torches up to 800 calories, and most bodies appear noticeably slenderized after a quintet of classes.

If your eyes are the windows to your soul, your teeth are the white-picket fence that protects the soul from oversized pieces of taffy. Strengthen your defenses against windpipe-sized food with today's Groupon for clean and healthy teeth. For $59, get a full dental exam, any necessary x-rays, and teeth cleaning from LLM Dental Associates, a $325 value.

Purge your system of pesky toxins, feel your muscles and tendons soften into gumbyesque suppleness, and sweat out tension from every pore. With today's deal, $59 gets you a month of unlimited yoga at Big Apple Power Yoga, an inspiring yoga studio in the Theater District. Big Apple Power Yoga is an affiliate studio of Baptiste Power Vinyasa Yoga, the rigorous, detoxifying style that's making practitioners sweat worldwide. Feel cleansed, invigorated, and powerful with all the yoga you can eat for a whole month.There once was a flexible gal, Whose yogic skills never did fail, When forgetting her keys, She just pulled in her knees, And squeezed through the slot for the mail.