Rolling over the naturally hilly landscape, the bright-green turf of Statler’s Fun Center’s miniature-golf course winds around the center’s 1,528-foot go-kart track. Engines roar as racers 10 or older zip through the over-and-under bridge’s tight turns or give their lead foot free rein on the straightaways.
The soundtrack of purring motors underscores high-stakes games of miniature golf as players putt their way through deviously landscaped greens, expertly maneuvering the cave with a hidden waterfall and defeating the final hole guarded by squatting gophers. An air-conditioned snack shop provides respite from summer heat with cool drinks and an arcade full of excuses to hang out indoors, such as the classic air-hockey table and skee-ball.
At night, Chip's Clubhouse looks like a glowing jungle. Massive trees hang over a labyrinth of outcroppings, crashing waterfalls, and sand traps. During the day, the mini-golf course reveals park-like terrain in a brighter light, highlighting its winding brick-lined path of putt-putt challenges. Players vie for the course par of 40, but will only succeed if they can manage to block out the distracting beauty of the nearby waterfalls and keep their golf ball from stopping midroll to smell the flowers nestled on the fringes.
Lasers flash across a 4,000-square-foot arena. Bumper boats splash against each other in a 135,000-gallon lake. An elastic EuroBungy harness flings bouncers skyward for death-defying flips. These are just a few of the attractions and activities at Fun 'n' Stuff, where families can also fill their days by racing go-karts, climbing a rock wall, or gliding around a rink on rented roller skates. Guests who want to breathe in fresh air can putt through two 18-hole mini golf courses, whack balls in five hardball and four softball cages, and slide down a 24-foot inflatable slide. The littlest visitors play in a ball pit, whereas the Extreme Looping Bikes send older ones soaring through the air, just like the majestic eagle they rode to their middle-school graduation.
Blind shots, rolling fairways, and elevated tees and greens shape the layout at Lenape Heights Golf Resort, which carves 18 holes into the hills of Armstrong County. The undulating layout also features eight sand traps, numerous water hazards, and trees that have been given ample time to mature since the course was built in 1967.
At night, guests can dine on coq au vin, filet mignon, and sea bass filet in the dining room, where an outdoor terrace and wrap-around windows permit panoramic views of the golf course below. The resort also houses guests in boutique hotel-style accommodations, allowing them to enjoy a weekend of golf or a relaxing getaway with their caddie.
Skate Zone Fun Center houses six different zones that give visitors a variety of entertainment options. The skating rink entices them to strap on a set of wheels and glide through crowds while a live DJ spins popular radio hits. Laser Storm thrusts competitors into a friendly game of laser tag that requires quick reflexes and cunning to outscore their opponents. Suspended over the skating rink, Web City contains 10,000 square feet of rope mazes and obstacles. The 18-hole mini-golf course tests players' putting skills, and the bumper cars arena provides student drivers with a safe way to practice true-to-life parallel parking. Meanwhile, video game players in the arcade zone can redeem their tickets for prizes.
Parto's Golf Learning Center's unique combination of facilities makes golf fun for all ages and experience levels. A 9-hole, par-3 golf course features an island green with natural grass tee, which can be traversed via golf cart or golf-cart-drawn carriage. Golfers can also perfect their long and short shots on a two-acre driving range that includes a putting green and a chipping area with a sand bunker. On the miniature golf course, guests of all ages guide golf balls through such obstacles as a lighthouse and a Thomas the Train engine. Amateurs and experts alike can hone their game during lessons with PGA professional Tom Parteleno. Family Fridays hosted on the last Friday of each month offer a round of mini golf, a round of par 3 golf, and a small bucket of balls for $5 per family member.