The computer gurus at Angel Tech Repair and Sales not only set up, maintain, and repair computers, but they also teach others to become tech savvy. When they're not installing antivirus software and new operating systems, they're leading one-on-one classes on both Windows and Apple products. During in-person, web, or phone classes, the crew shows novices how to navigate the basics of the Internet and email, edit photos, or talk to faraway loved ones on Skype.
Bakersfield Oktoberfest combines foam-capped steins of beer, tasty traditional fare, live entertainment, and playful contests to create an easygoing festival atmosphere. Discover why "thirsty German" is the world's most well-known oxymoron by sipping one of six classic Deutsche brews—including offerings from Hofbrau, Spaten, and Paulaner—or leave both hands free to trick-or-treat for classic Teutonic tastes like weisswurste, rostbratwurstl, and schweinebraten. Guests can display their sausage-powered vigor by performing a traditional Bavarian break-dance to the sounds of the Raving Polka Band or prove their iron-fisted mettle in stein-carrying/holding contests. A safe beer slam tests gulping capacity with a one-liter Das Boot beer stein, but uses non-alcoholic beer to leave contestants lucid for traditional Oktoberfest chemistry exams.
Sparklean Laundry Systems is a full-service laundry facility, where high-end industrial washers and dryers hum sudsy lullabies seven days a week. With today's Groupon in your hamper, hamster's hamper, or portable ham cabinet, you and your family can get 30 pounds of dirty laundry washed, dried, and folded by one of Sparklean's purifying professionals. The time you save by having someone else launder your threads can be spent on more important things, such as frolicking in the early autumn air, getting your checkbook back in balance, or patenting your poultice for growing robust beards and mustaches. If you prefer to spend your freed-up minutes relaxing, pop a squat before one of Sparklean's on-site flat-screen TVs. Same-day service is available by request during the week, and this Groupon can be used over multiple visits.
My Sorted Affair arranges custom floral designs with contemporary flare. A $60 credit allows you to gift or get a medium-size arrangement bedecked with greenery and your choice of available blossoms, including roses, lilies, tulips, and more. Chat with a florist about your bouquet needs, then pick up the expertly arranged fruition of your floral fantasy, free from the common amateur pitfalls of hidden hornets nests and vases filled with flour. Although the flora manipulators at My Sorted Affair specialize in wedding designs, their talents for combining event-appropriate nature-clippings can be directed to any occasion. The value of this Groupon can also be used toward a larger arrangement.
Led by head coach Marty Raymond, the 2009–2010 Pacific Division Champion Bakersfield Condors will fight to keep their place in the ice-hokey eco-system as they battle the Stockton Thunder, or out-of-town foes the Utah Grizzlies. Legally aged guests can take advantage of half-priced beers offered during the November 24th bout. Or, enter to win a $5,000 spa makeover package (which includes laser hair removal and an intense pulsed light facial) on December 10th. The hot dogs and sodas included with this Groupon ensure no one gets thirsty enough to try to catch melty hunks of ice slung off the rink during the intense action.