Olathe Spa and Massage

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It can sometimes feel odd to live in a world where pizzas and singing telegrams can be delivered to your door, but massages cannot. Today's Groupon changes that with $100 of spa services from A Perfect Ten (Or Twenty) for $40. You can either use your Groupon at the mobile spa and salon's Overland Park location, or have the spa come to your home, office, hotel, hospital, or replica Mayan temple (within 25 miles of the studio).

The Great Sea of Regeneration can only ebb and flow so quickly when it comes to healing and breathing fresh life into your shore of skin. Today's Groupon operates faster than a metaphorical body of water to soften and beautify your skin with a microdermabrasion, IPL chemical peel, or hair-removal treatment from Rajeunir Medical Spa for $29 (an up to $150 value). Don't waste your time attempting to grow new skin using a microwave and fruit leathers when you can lovingly tend your existing outer layer.

Hot-rod magazines and rockabilly tunes punctuate Chop Tops' retro atmosphere, where vintage video is just as likely to grace the TV as a live sporting event, and complimentary beverages are de rigueur. This youthful atmosphere often translates into a youthful-looking head and a plethora of compliments from friends, strangers, and the insides of hats. Add pep to your step with a new cut and shampoo ($15 for men, $31+ for women), or defy nature's palette with highlights or lowlights ($67+ for partial, $87+ for full). Once you get your new 'do, refresh your visage with Chop Tops' 60-minute European facial ($50) followed by a neat eyebrow wax ($15) that frames your best features and makes your eyes pop in the way that doesn't give people nightmares. The gentle yet efficient gurus at Chop Tops can also de-fuzz your half leg ($30) or give you an expert Brazilian wax ($50+). To better show off your newly hairless legs, throw in an airbrush tan customized to complement your natural skin tone ($20).

After luxuriating in Sunlight Day Spa's opulent extras—a rose-petal footbath, a relaxation room, comfy robes, complimentary beverages, and hidden loudspeakers that shout at you to relax whenever you look nervous—you'll be ready for your massage of choice. Sunlight Day Spa specializes in Asian massage techniques, displayed to full effect with its Om massage ($80), which uses long connecting strokes and aromatherapy oils to create a positively enlightening level of relaxation. If the Om doesn't cure your body's samsara, a Release massage ($95) will ease pains and chronic tension by focusing on deep muscle and connective tissue. The muscle-melting Hot Stone massage ($95), meanwhile, might bring back happy memories of the stress-free week spent trapped under a volcanic boulder.

Zen Massage's facility provides 10 private rooms to about 20 licensed massage therapists, a staff that is versed in many individual massages or therapy techniques. For tried-and-true relaxation, the long stroking ministrations of a Swedish massage ($39.95) will melt your tense and tired muscles into buttery bliss. If your legs are exhausted by kick-ball played during recess at the office, Zen's sports massage ($49) will relieve tired tendons and promote flexibility. Preggo patrons will enjoy Zen's pregnancy massage ($54.95), specially designed to relieve pain and aches in the back, neck, hips, legs, and weight-bearing joints, while the momentarily lazy can outsource their daily yoga to one of Zen's Thai massage ($59.95) practitioners, who will use their entire body (knees, legs, hands, feet) to stretch your body for you with a series of yogic positions. Other options include deep-tissue therapy, neuromuscular therapy, hot-stone therapy, reiki therapy, and Esalen.