Oldsmar, FL Health and Fitness

Pedal into the sun and shine on the Pinellas Trail with today's Groupon, which gets you a day-long bike rental from Sun West Cyclery. Sun West is a family-owned-and-operated bike shop that rents comfort bikes, a limited number of recumbents and road bikes, and absolutely no bikes outfitted with road spikes and oil dischargers.“Bicycles. They seem harmless…but are they? Mostly yes, they are harmless…if being LAZY is harmless.

Let your vertebrae breathe easy and experience the infectious sense of well-being that radiates from a relaxed and aligned spine. With today's Groupon, $40 gets you a full chiropractic wellness exam from CoreHealth, a $265 value. Your visit includes a full physical examination with digital range-of-motion tests (a $172 value), which are the chiropractor's way of finding out if you're computer animated, followed by a chiropractic adjustment (a $45 value); then enjoy a 15-minute hydrotherapy or trigger-point therapy session to further work out tension and kinks (a $30–$50 value).Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

A member of a previously undiscovered species known as skateasaurus stakes its territory, tracing figure eights along the rink's hardwood floor. Dressed in blue-and-white shorts and a red trucker hat, the plush, green-and-yellow dinosaur—otherwise known as Skato—eschews eating children, and instead prompts them to shake it all about in rounds of Hokey Pokey. This fun ambiance extends to the rest of United Skates of America's roller rink, surrounded by lime-green walls and manned by a smiling staff.

The rejuvenating benefits of Pilates are proven in this photo of the exercise’s discoverer, Joseph Pilates, at age 82, taken shortly before an experimental gamma ray turned him into the Amazing Colossal Man. Today’s Groupon gets you all of the core-strengthening benefits of Pilates with almost no risk of meeting the fate of Colossal Joe. For $35, you get five mat classes, including yoga, Pilates, and boot camp, at The Pilates Loft in Clearwater. Use your five sessions to kick-start the alignment of your body and mind.Dissatisfied with this surprisingly upfront answer, which in no way validated our preconceived notion of a man who sells tiny pewter dragons for a living, we chose to ghostwrite this response for him:

Since their near-simultaneous invention in the 1930s, yoga and Pilates have been locked in the smiling ferocity of mortal frenemy combat, each vying for wellness superiority. Today’s Groupon lets you choose sides: for $25, you get two yoga or Pilates classes (or one of each, normally $20 a piece) along with an eyebrow shaping at Palm Wellness Center (normally $15), a combined $55 value. Receive a full bushel of physical uplift with toning exercises and slick facial aesthetics that scream 2010.

As we all know, the Tooth Fairy is actually the oligarch of a vast, self-perpetuating, candy-and-human-ivory-trafficking cartel. Defy her dastardly enterprise while asserting yourself as a proud brushing adult with today’s jaw-dropping, cleaning, x-raying, and whitening deal. For $35, new clients get $369 worth of dental services from Smiles By Design. Best of all, insurance is not necessary to reap the full benefits of this deal.