Dr. Holloman and his team of smile curators help keep mouths in working order with their dedication to preventative dental care. Chairs cushioned with memory foam cradle patients during a dental cleaning ($90) and exam ($85), which rid teeth of the evidence from midnight beet binges. Digital x-rays snap a complete set of palate pics, using a fraction of the radiation and none of the processing chemicals that can be harmful to the environment ($125). Each treatment room boasts its own television, so patients can pass the time admiring the perpendicular angles of the screen or watching one of the hundreds of movies on hand with the added comfort of a blanket, a pillow, and a pair of headphones.
At Clearwater Laser Fat Loss, the technology can induce visitors to think they're in the future. Cold lasers work to reduce the body's surface area by prompting it to release fat at the cellular level. This procedure is less invasive than liposuction, and unlike gastric bypass or spandex that are 12 sizes too small, results in little discomfort, if any. Fat and cellulite can be flushed from the midsection, arms, thighs, or almost anywhere else on the body. Body sculpting sessions can be supported with whole-body vibration plate sessions and nutritional counseling by a knowledgeable staff member.
Like any good vampire tale, Doctor Michael Markou siphons off patients' blood to fight the advance of aging. But in this reality, it's not his own youth he's chasing—he works to lengthen and enhance the life of his clients. At his medical center, Dr. Markou specializes in stem cell therapies that distill rejuvenating enzymes from the subject's own blood; the resulting serum can be redeployed to restore hair, repair joints, and smooth wrinkles. The center also offers weight-loss programs and hormonal shots alongside a more traditional general practice for mundane medical matters.
Dr. Pedro A. Mora-Rosa specializes in cosmetic and reconstructive dentistry, while includes such treatments as teeth whitening, Invisalign, and porcelain veneers. He also performs root canals and implants new teeth into smile gaps.
With 20 years of experience under his belt, Dr. César A. Lara—alongside his team of board-certified physicians—catalyzes long-term weight-loss plans with a thorough assessment and fitness program. The program caters to the medical history of each patient with a customized diet and exercise plan that may be assisted by FDA–approved appetite suppressants or nutritional supplements if necessary. Patients may shed up to 50 pounds in the first 12 weeks, but results may fluctuate based on which planet you happen to be on. Personal trainers or solo gym sessions enhance the effects of reconfigured nutritional plans better than just doing the plan twice. Patients can continue to visit the American Society of Bariatric Physicians members for $65 per visit.
Even dentists get toothaches. Director of The Dental Emergency Room Dr. William Jamolych knows how torturous tooth pain can be, having suffered unexpected dental emergencies himself. He and his staff keep the clinic open 365 days a year, even on important holidays such as Christmas and Super Bowl Sunday. Besides treating the sudden ache or broken tooth, he and his staff also perform routine exams, cleanings, and cosmetic procedures.