For eight years, the professional primpers at Bright Laundry Service have delivered crispness and cleanliness to area vestments through a gleaming array of laundering services. Leave a spoiled, soiled bundle of joy on your doorstep, and the friendly clothes-sitters at Bright Laundry Service will gladly pick it up, pre-treat it, sweep it of stains, dry it, fold it nicely, and teach it to whistle the Brandenburg concerto before returning it by the next day. Wash and fold services are priced by the pound ($2 per pound, 10 pound minimum), with the whole load returned in a free nylon laundry bag. Individual pieces can be de-wrinkled by the careful pressing of professional iron mongers ($3.20 per garment; two- to three-day turnaround). Special singular pieces—such as tablecloths ($10 each) and men's shirts ($2.25 each, for laundering and pressing)—can be given individual gifts of freshness. Since dirty socks are known to terrorize innocent hampers only during full moons, Bright Laundry Service happily allows redemption of remaining Groupon balances over multiple visits.