Mo Hotta Mo Betta singes and satisfies heat-loving tongues with its simmering collection of hot sauces, spicy chili mixes, fiery salsas, and more. Set taste buds ablaze with a trio of Mo Hotta Mo Betta's Top 20 hottest sauces, including Hell's Inferno Naga Bhut Jolokia Hot Sauce, concocted from the world's hottest pepper with a surprisingly sweet chocolate aftertaste ($14.40), and the CaJohns Magma Hot Sauce, infused with fire-abetting oleoresin of capsicum and outfitted in a retro lava-lamp-esque bottle ($9.50).
The dedicated staff at Auto Shine Carwash spends its days ensuring that every car and truck that visits its lot rolls away looking like it did the day it emerged from the assembly line. The full-service car wash's fearless scrubbers descend upon scarily begrimed vehicles, gussying up their interiors and exteriors with meticulous cleansing services and packages. With soft cloths in tow, the auto aficionados peel away layers of dirt that accumulate after hours spent on the road or driving through ant-farm collections. Their mighty vacuums roar while collecting crumbs strewn about interiors, paving the way for a more thorough wipe down. Careful to leave no area untouched, staffers can also cleanse greasy doorjambs and buff windows into a state of perfect pellucidity.
At The Clothing Warehouse, patrons peruse a treasure trove of authentic vintage clothing dating back to the 1940s. An array of dresses ($28.95–$58.95) from the 1990s and earlier clothe wearers in floral, floor-length, and cocktail styles. Step into a pair of cowboy boots ($48.95+) to gain the respect of nearby horses or don a soft vintage T-shirt ($12.95–$22.95) to send a stern message that at least one person still remembers The Snorks. Patrons can also opt to passive-aggressively ignore the sun with a pair of sunglasses ($14.95), available in more than 100 light-lessening varieties.
Using a wide selection of hard-to-find, upscale beauty products, the bartenders at See Jane's beauty bar will conjure an apothecary concoction suited to your face's type and slather it onto your flesh-emoticon while you bliss out amid the spa's laid-back, chic atmosphere. Battered bods, meanwhile, can de-stress while a licensed massage therapist untorques tension and melts muscle butter with a luxuriant massage tailored to your aches, pains, and dorsal fins.
Savannah ATA buffs bodies and bolsters confidence with holistic fighting and defense classes centered around the ancient art of tae kwon do. Classes ($50 value/two weeks) help increase focus and self-esteem through a variety of exhilarating formats including karate for kids (up to age 13) and martial arts for adults. An experienced, safety-minded, and mostly uninvisible staff of instructors guides fighters through each group class, promoting perseverance and confidence and teaching awareness skills, and the included uniform ($40 value) gives force wielders the appropriate garb for their newfound skill set and Jedi–themed tea parties.