Beauty & Spas in Port Angeles

Like your unemployed younger brother, hair can sometimes show up uninvited and refuse to leave. Today’s Groupon will rid you of stray strands with the services of a hair-removal expert. For $25, you’ll get $60 worth of waxing from PowerSpa Skin Care & Waxing. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

Revive your roots and tend to your tresses with today’s Groupon. For $50, you get $100 worth of salon services at Haven, a secret garden-like salon that Seattle Magazine calls “an oasis of calm,” not "the second-best Beatles album."Running From: Ghosts or monsters Potential Haven: Boarded-up old mansion

Pack your aches in a flat-rate UPS box and deliver them into the healing hands of Helix Massage Therapy. With today's Groupon, $42 gets you a 70-minute therapeutic massage from Helix (an $85 value). Helix's massage therapists are versed in a variety of techniques, allowing them to identify and relieve sources of distress from back and neck pain to cramps to athletic injuries to anxiety to reindeer feet.Q: Where am I? What year is this?! Who are you?! A: You are receiving a massage. It is natural to become so relaxed that you lose your mental faculties.

Today's Groupon makes your regular skin a many-chromed and showy skin of unparalleled pomp after you get $80 worth of tattoo services for $40 at Cicada Tattoo. Cicada Tattoo is a hygienic and comfortable inkwell with experienced artists who can tat incredibly precise drawings, vibrant plants and animals, inventive cartoon figures, abstract patterns, and deadly skeletal gnomes with unparalleled skill and dexterity. Click here to view the work of Cicada's five artists see their availability. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

You can’t turn back time with modern technology, but you can turn back time to a time when your face and back were dripping in beauty and relaxation. Today’s Groupon gets you a mini facial and blissful back treatment at Earthly Rituals for $45. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

Aversion to expensive haircuts is a natural reaction when only thousands of years ago pet sloths snipped our locks with sharpened rocks for free. Today's Groupon makes hair styling affordable again with a haircut, styling, and blow-drying at The Gilt Edge Society for $25. A new society-approved look will inhabit your cranium like a bonobo in a vegetable garden.