Things to Do in Port Orchard

More than 2,000 years ago, while Hannibal and his elephants were havocking through Italy with Roman machetes, a cadre of Roman patricians invented a holiday to boost the spirits of the disheartened populous. Saturnalia, dedicated to horseplay, buffoonery, and painting animals, grew to be the Eternal City’s 18th most popular festival. If you’ve ever been to a proper churrascaria, you probably know something about the living legacy of this pagan feast day: Carnival.

Brew up a 4,000-square-foot batch of brew-fun with this Groupon: a brewery tour of Fremont Brewing for seven bucks. Fremont Brewing is a family-owned microbrewery dedicated to brewing really good organic brews. You also get a pint glass and complimentary pint of Fremont's signature Universale Pale Ale or Interurban India Pale Ale with the tour.Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

Having bested your uncle in the season’s most grueling pumpkin-pie-eating contest yet, bring equilibrium back to your soul and turkey-clogged body with today’s deal: four weeks of intro Pilates or yoga classes at Maya Whole Health Studio for $30 (a $60 value). Choose whichever strikes your fancy and find a class on the schedule that fits into your busy day-to-day of work, house cleaning, and naval raids. Maya offers classes every day except Thanksgiving, Christmas, and New Year's Day. There once was a flexible gal, Whose yogic skills never did fail, When forgetting her keys, She just pulled in her knees, And squeezed through the slot for the mail.