Rancho Santa Margarita, CA Spa and Massage

Laguna Beach Massage is a peaceful ocean-view parlor that's been a licensed massagery since 2003. The company philosophy is that the body, mind, and soul must be balanced in order to achieve well-being, and a massage can harmonize the three. Through the use of organic oils and the skilled hands of LBM's expert staff, you'll be treated to one of three restorative treatments:

The Chinese mapped a network of channels through which energy, or qi, flows through the body. Tentatively naming it The Inter Net before discarded the name as silly, practitioners discovered that an uneven or dammed flow of energy through a channel could cause disease, pain, and sprinkles. By inserting small, thin needles in particular points where this natural energy has backed up, licensed and highly trained acupuncturist “Yuki” Itaya Martin can restore a healthy flow from toenail to eyebrow. This treatment includes a complimentary assessment to determine your exact needs and an application of aromatic essential oils.

The experienced staff at Nova Vita Salon and Spa banishes hair from delicate epidermal regions with quick and effective waxing sessions. Clients recline as a skin-smoothing specialist paints skin with warm wax and uproots hair in a fluid motion reminiscent of a segway barreling down newly waxed floors. Post-waxing, smoothed skin can don skimpy bikinis without fear of stubble or straggling hairs making an appearance. Regular waxing can erode and damage hair follicles over time, dispiriting them until they've given up their dreams of future hair growth and admittance into '80s hair bands. Clients must redeem both waxing sessions within 60 days of activation, streamlining the benefits of satiny smoothness.

Latisse is an FDA-approved prescription drug that was developed to treat inadequate eyelash growth; be sure to carefully review the safety information on the Latisse website. If Celibre's experienced medical professionals and beauty wranglers decide after your initial consultation that the Latisse treatment is not suited for you, a full refund will be offered, or you can use the $99 you spent for the Groupon toward another service at the office. Celibre's eyelash consultants can spot a Latisse candidate from across the street—though they conduct a comprehensive exam attentive to your individual needs and eyelash dreams just for the fun of it.

The attentive staff at Madison’s Day Spa & Boutique coddles clients with spa services powered by a line of products devoid of harmful chemicals and preservatives. A 90-minute acupressure face-lift facial supplements the fine-tuned tailoring of a custom facial with gentle kneading of cranial acupressure points and sheer applications of the spa’s signature Facelift in a Bottle mask. Aestheticians convey parched pelts to a hydrating oasis during 75-minute Look Better Naked body treatments, which buff away coarse exteriors to reveal newly supple landscapes and maps to the body's secret backup supply of elbows. A 75-minute sports massage panders to tense muscles by improving range of motion and relieving the tightness caused by boxing a tough opponent or being shoved into a box by an even tougher one.

SweetSweat Spa offers infrared-sauna technology, which Oprah tried out on a recent episode. Unlike a conventional sauna, the infrared Sunlighten sauna uses the UV-free infrared band of light to raise your core body temperature, causing the corpus to sweat and release evil toxins such as devil's tears, troll toe-jam, and maple syrup. Each 40-minute session can burn up to 700 calories, break down cellulite, improve skin complexion, strengthen the immune system, lower blood pressure, and provide a variety of other health benefits. An infrared-sauna session can even clear the brain of fog and other forms of mental cloud-cover caused by the condensation of thought bubbles.