The window-cleaning specialists of Window Cleaning & More believe that glass reflects more than just sunlight. Clean, streak-free windows also can reflect the pride that owners take in the upkeep of their home or business. To help clients put their best foot forward, the team cleans the interior and exterior of windows, in addition to purging gutters, hauling away debris from lawns, and pressure-washing driveways, decks, or family members returning from mud-wrestling practice.
Armed with HEPA filter-equipped vacuums and organic cleaning products, Klean Sweep Maids & Janitorial's cleaning crews rid households of visible and microscopic messes alike. As the teams work their way from room to room, they leave a wake of sanitized surfaces, allergen-free carpeting, and dustless nooks and crannies behind them.
Sparklean Laundry Systems is a full-service laundry facility, where high-end industrial washers and dryers hum sudsy lullabies seven days a week. With today's Groupon in your hamper, hamster's hamper, or portable ham cabinet, you and your family can get 30 pounds of dirty laundry washed, dried, and folded by one of Sparklean's purifying professionals. The time you save by having someone else launder your threads can be spent on more important things, such as frolicking in the early autumn air, getting your checkbook back in balance, or patenting your poultice for growing robust beards and mustaches. If you prefer to spend your freed-up minutes relaxing, pop a squat before one of Sparklean's on-site flat-screen TVs. Same-day service is available by request during the week, and this Groupon can be used over multiple visits.
Bakersfield Oktoberfest combines foam-capped steins of beer, tasty traditional fare, live entertainment, and playful contests to create an easygoing festival atmosphere. Discover why "thirsty German" is the world's most well-known oxymoron by sipping one of six classic Deutsche brews—including offerings from Hofbrau, Spaten, and Paulaner—or leave both hands free to trick-or-treat for classic Teutonic tastes like weisswurste, rostbratwurstl, and schweinebraten. Guests can display their sausage-powered vigor by performing a traditional Bavarian break-dance to the sounds of the Raving Polka Band or prove their iron-fisted mettle in stein-carrying/holding contests. A safe beer slam tests gulping capacity with a one-liter Das Boot beer stein, but uses non-alcoholic beer to leave contestants lucid for traditional Oktoberfest chemistry exams.
Seasoned shutterbug Kevin Fahey utilizes his 38 years of experience and well-trained eye for artistic detail to capture subjects’ uniqueness with pleasing color combos, flattering light manipulation, and backdrops consisting of hyper-enlarged fingerprints. Each family flash session ($90) includes one outfit and one location, with a choice between the modern studio setting and the beautiful surrounding gardens. Fahey works closely with subjects to let individual personalities shine through, immortalizing postmarital bliss and sibling rivalries over who got top bunk and who had to sleep in the garage. After portraits have been snapped and edited, Fahey Photography ensures memory survival with a durable lacquer finishing on the 11”x14” prints, as well as a texture application and art-board mounting.
Enchanted Cottage offers spiritual dabblers and mystic professionals alike a place to escape into their consciousness and reconcile warring ids and egos with the promise of head-clearing products and serenity-streaming classes and readings. Each 30- or 60-minute session will be with Jarrett, the cottage’s professional reader, whose single-name status puts him in such similarly competent company as Sting, Prince, and Millard. Jarrett works sans tarot cards, so he can give visitors a detailed, personal and card-less psychic reading. Afterward, head to the store for a 25% discount on everything from meticulously carved wood wall hangings ($40) to the subtle scents of vanilla incense ($3), which leaves homes with an authentically sweet smell without plastering the walls with french-vanilla ice cream.