Enchanted Cottage offers spiritual dabblers and mystic professionals alike a place to escape into their consciousness and reconcile warring ids and egos with the promise of head-clearing products and serenity-streaming classes and readings. Each 30- or 60-minute session will be with Jarrett, the cottage’s professional reader, whose single-name status puts him in such similarly competent company as Sting, Prince, and Millard. Jarrett works sans tarot cards, so he can give visitors a detailed, personal and card-less psychic reading. Afterward, head to the store for a 25% discount on everything from meticulously carved wood wall hangings ($40) to the subtle scents of vanilla incense ($3), which leaves homes with an authentically sweet smell without plastering the walls with french-vanilla ice cream.
Led by head coach Marty Raymond, the 2009–2010 Pacific Division Champion Bakersfield Condors will fight to keep their place in the ice-hokey eco-system as they battle the Stockton Thunder, or out-of-town foes the Utah Grizzlies. Legally aged guests can take advantage of half-priced beers offered during the November 24th bout. Or, enter to win a $5,000 spa makeover package (which includes laser hair removal and an intense pulsed light facial) on December 10th. The hot dogs and sodas included with this Groupon ensure no one gets thirsty enough to try to catch melty hunks of ice slung off the rink during the intense action.
Garages pile up, attics overfill, and houses get cluttered. Stor It clears up the hodgepodge with safe, secured storage units. Those units range in sizes from 5'x5' to 10'x30', and all remain under the watchful gaze of surveillance security cameras. To further ensure the security of all units, managers remain onsite during the day and M&S security officers patrol the grounds at night. Access is a breeze, too, with wide aisles, large roll-up doors, and 9-foot-high ceilings. Customers can also access their units 24 hours a day, 365 days a year.
Larry Lang has been uncoiling tense muscles for more than 20 years. His Swedish and deep-tissue massages incorporate heated stones and reflexology for added stress relief. Larry also offers soothing mud, skin-retexturizing, and chocolate body-butter body wraps.
Sparklean Laundry Systems is a full-service laundry facility, where high-end industrial washers and dryers hum sudsy lullabies seven days a week. With today's Groupon in your hamper, hamster's hamper, or portable ham cabinet, you and your family can get 30 pounds of dirty laundry washed, dried, and folded by one of Sparklean's purifying professionals. The time you save by having someone else launder your threads can be spent on more important things, such as frolicking in the early autumn air, getting your checkbook back in balance, or patenting your poultice for growing robust beards and mustaches. If you prefer to spend your freed-up minutes relaxing, pop a squat before one of Sparklean's on-site flat-screen TVs. Same-day service is available by request during the week, and this Groupon can be used over multiple visits.
Equipment: Weights, medicine balls, kettle bells, suspension and resistance equipment
Students should bring: A positive attitude, water bottle, towel, and (optional) boxing gloves
Average class length: 30-60 minutes
Number of Staff: 1–5 people
Class location: Mix of indoor and outdoor classes
Registration required: Yes
Good for beginners: Yes
Guests allowed: Yes
Parking: Parking lot
Pro Tip: Before your first class, arrive 10 minutes early for orientation and sign-in. Always arrive 5 minutes early to class.