Massage was developed by NASA to help astronauts cope with edgy Tang-induced sugar highs, lack of ESPN, and predatory aliens stowed away in the hangar bay. Achieve its soothing effects outside the soul-crushing abyss of outer space with today’s deal: for $35, you get any one-hour massage at V-ssage located off La Riviera Drive and Watt Avenue (up to a $75 value).
V-ssage provides visitors with an opportunity to acquire high-quality massages in a welcoming and relaxing atmosphere that isn’t held under siege by marauding marsupials. Offering the services of the friendly and empathetic Vonda Ricciardi and her nine years of massage-therapy experience, V-ssage boasts an unmatched commitment to relaxation with a variety of massage modalities. Each visitor can choose any one-hour bodywork session, including deep-tissue and sports massages that can enhance muscle performance and relieve injuries; Hawaiian Lomi Lomi, a traditional holistic treatment that mimics a cat's paws to promote digestion and restoration; relaxing Swedish kneads; and targeted trigger-point therapy. Customers will shed stress and anxiety while soothing tense muscles, resulting in a relaxed and limber fleshoskeleton with more pep than a squirrel after a glass of wine.
Part the pea soup with a moment of clarity that will live beyond your visit to V-ssage. Use your newfound clearheadedness and rubberized being to achieve higher productivity, contagiously relax those around you, or finally beat Galaga. Call or send a carrier pigeon to schedule an appointment.
This Groupon is for new clients only.
Vonda Ricciardi made CityVoter's Best Of Sacramento List three years in a row: third in 2007, fifth in 2008, and second in 2009:
- Vonda can work wonders in one session. I can definitely attest to V's kindness, ability & capacity to handle some severe muscle issues. – Richard S., CityVoter
Google Mappers and MassageAnywhere reviewers also recommend Vonda:
- The most relaxing hour I have ever experienced! The setting is so calm and serene, I had a hard time staying awake. I visited Vonda to see if she could help reduce some pain I was having in my right arm. I was wearing a wrist brace when I arrived, and within a very short time at the hands of Vonda, the pain subsided. – no1chauffeur, Google Maps
- If you get the chance to experience Vonda's fabulous talent, please give yourself the gift. I so love and appreciate all she does for my physical well-being. I always feel like a brand new human after a session with her. – Anonymous, MassageAnywhere
Judy Christen, the massage therapist behind Loosen Up, spends her days kneading and rolling tense muscles, using gentle techniques and aromatic oils to ensure complete relaxation. She specializes in Swedish massage, though she can incorporate a variety of techniques to improve flexibility or release muscles that keep flashing back to old temper tantrums.
At Array of Motion, certified massage therapists strive to educate their clients as well as help them relax. They consult with each person they see to find out what ails them and then discuss the right direction for treatment. Along with traditional modalities such as deep-tissue, hot-stone, and shiatsu massage, the practitioners also provide salt and sugar scrubs, mud wraps, and herbal foot soaks.
The Spa Simply Skin's professional therapists and aestheticians pamper clients inside an oasis of relaxation while beautifying them with an extensive array of spa services. Revivify head masks with a 30-minute microdermabrasion, a gentle treatment designed to increase collagen and elastin levels and even out skin tone. Aluminum oxide crystals exfoliate the skin's surface, eradicating unsightly buildup and cosmetic regrets from enrolling in rodeo-clown college. Although skin will be on its way to a brighter, more evenly toned existence after one session, a course of four to six treatments is recommended for optimal results.
Owner Yavonda Van Dyke––a licensed cosmetologist and massage therapist––is also a certified educator who, when not busy keeping her staff abreast of the latest practices and styles, waxes beautific to the public during advanced-education classes. Visitors stepping into her full-service salon are greeted by cosmetologists, aestheticians, massage therapists, and manicurists, who work side by side to pamper bodies from fingertip to fascia. After arising from a full body Swedish or deep-tissue massage, clients can hop into the styling chair to relax stressed strands with Japanese hair straightening or an intense conditioning treatment. Old nail polish is swiftly swapped out for French tips or artificial overlays during mani-pedis that may be made extra indulgent with skin-softening paraffin treatments, while facials for ladies, gents, and teens help rekindle glowing complexions by removing dirt, oil, and stuck Halloween masks.