If your shady parking spot rests beneath bird-filled trees or someone has scrawled carpetbagger into the layer of grime on your car window, Complete Auto Wash and Wax can give your vehicle its original off-the-lot shine. With today's Groupon, $50 will get you three complete interior and exterior washes (a $15 value each) and one wash and wax (normally $65), for a $110 combined value. Buy multiple Groupons for perpetual shine and a better sense of humor. This deal isn't just great for sprucing up your own car: it also makes the perfect passive-aggressive gift for your dirty carpool driver. Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.
Since 1988, Auto Care Super Saver has been helping car owners save cash with maintenance punch cards redeemable at local auto shops throughout the course of a full year. These cards come loaded with all kinds of prepaid services, including at least three full-service oil changes with up to 5 quarts of oil, lube, and a new filter. Depending on the location, punch cards may also feature tire rotations, brake inspections, engine-light readings, air-conditioning performance tests, and other repairs and inspections essential to a car's well-being. Customers can transfer the punch card's benefits to any ride, ranging from station wagons to sports cars to feral merry-go-round mounts.
Splish Splash Car Wash welcomes cars into its automatic wash tunnel for quick five-minute baths seven days a week. Once customers redeem their Groupon, a small tag will be placed on their windshield that allows them automatic entry into the wash every day, once a week, or whenever they want to reward their car for changing its own oil. During the ultimate wash, coats of triple-foam polish and LustraShield swarm the outer shell as tire cleaners blast earthy accouterments from the rubber. Applications of bug goo wrestle clingy critters off the exterior, and a procession of rising geysers unhinges grease, grime, and demoted bumper stickers from the undercarriage. Soap and residue dissipate after a spot-free rinse, which reveals an unscathed, glowing finish ready to face a touchless blow-dry that sweeps away remaining moisture droplets.
With a name that shouts confidence, We Do That!!! dispatches a multifaceted staff to homes and offices to tackle a plethora of personal, business, and household jobs. Bonded and insured handymen and cleaning crews scour surfaces and spruce up abodes, and decorating experts organize closets and contrive interior-design plans. Business professionals can assist with invoices, data entry, and website development, and a specialized squad of errand runners picks up prescriptions and walks dogs to their ballet lessons.
Despite spending most of their time sleeping outside, driving through dirt and puddles, and wearing themselves out by chasing their own mufflers, vehicles emerge from A Team Auto Enhancement looking sprightly, sharp, and renewed. The certified staff members specialize in reuniting autos with their highest cosmetic potential, which they uphold by using premium waxes to bring about glossy finishes, dressing exteriors in graphic 3M vinyl wraps, and shrouding windows in stylish, protective tinted films. And if motorists have trouble waking their slumbering vehicles, the mobile-detailing staff will haul reserves of water, electricity, and cleaning products to their location for an onsite bath.
So established is Circle K Midwest that even brand-new vehicles recognize what its red-and-white logo stands for—fuel, snacks, and everything else a car might need to keep powering down the road with its driver. Circle K's story starts back in 1951, when Fred Hervey bought three Kay's Food Stores in El Paso, Texas. Under his guidance, these three little shops grew into the more than 3,000 convenience stores that crouch on our nation's street corners today.
After rolling up to a Circle K, drivers can pump their faithful roadsters full of high-octane fuel and send them skipping through a car wash to experience the cleansing touch of Blue Coral Beyond Green and Rain-X products. Then it's time to step inside the air-conditioned shop for a peek at the provisions. Rows of sodas hibernate behind glass doors, and snacks, candy, and their ATM guardians stand boldly out in the open. Some Circle Ks also offer the Take Away Fresh Café, which presents an appetizing lineup of healthy road fare including sandwiches, fruit cups, and fresh-cut vegetables. Drivers can gear up for a long drive with premium coffees or enjoy a cold Polar Pop, whose specially formulated cup keeps drinks colder thanks to the family of tiny snowmen trapped in its foam walls.