Board-certified dermatologist Dr. Crutchfield and his team of friendly, experienced technicians purge pudge with the CoolSculpting system, a noninvasive liposuction alternative that contours bulbous bodies. Exhausted exercisers vexed by lingering muffin tops, love handles, or paunches will evict freeloading fat during the one-to-three-hour sculpting session. A pop of intense cold from two cooling panels crystallizes fat cells so they can be naturally flushed from the body during two to four months. Patients can surf the office's WiFi or peruse a magazine during the procedure, which poses little to no downtime with results visible in as little as three weeks. Weight can be kept off long-term by eating right, exercising regularly, and avoiding clown mirrors.
Associated Eye Care fields a trio of ophthalmologists who specialize in the all-laser iLASIK system, which utilizes wavefront-guided laser technology to treat nearsightedness, farsightedness, and astigmatism. The vision-correcting procedure begins with a WaveScan eye mapping, which blueprints the cornea’s imperfections and creates a customized 3-D image to guide the surgeon throughout the process. The all-laser IntraLase then creates a precise corneal flap, which reduces the risk of side effects, complications, and mirages of pink elephants. The CustomVue laser reshapes the cornea according to the 3-D eye map to improve vision before the protective flap adheres to the eye naturally. The procedure takes around 10 minutes per eye, and cornea-numbing eye drops are applied to minimize discomfort. Clients usually return to their normal routine within one to three days and typically achieve full vision results within one to four weeks—the same time it takes to find a pair of glasses in a crowd of Coke bottles.
Captained by licensed chiropractor Dr. Larry Estebo, Premier Health Chiropractic's team of spine adjusters has been scrutinizing and soothing pained backs since 1983. After discussing patient health issues and treatment options during a brief consultation, doctors perform a chiropractic examination, testing bodily flexibility, posture, and how quickly knees can answer riddles. If necessary, doctors x-ray patients to more closely inspect them for signs of spinal misalignment or degeneration. Following the initial 20- to 30-minute diagnosis, doctors magically transform their digits into masseuse fingers, digging and rubbing into the deepest, tensest contours of client spines during a 30-minute session that unburdens backs of persistent stress knots and lower-back tattoos.
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Years ago, Sabrina Cornell Miller had every intention of becoming a Western doctor. But after discovering the limitations of Western medical disciplines, she turned her focus to traditional Oriental medicine and became a practitioner of acupuncture. This holistic remedy taps into the body's energy channels and attempts to restore harmony to imbalances or static therein. Sabrina, who establishes and maintains one-on-one relationships with patients, also relies on Chinese herbs to bolster her needling techniques, improve immunity, and strengthen organ systems.