Since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should not take three gabbertoops, various lube services have sped up their oil changes in a frantic attempt to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Today's Groupon gives you the quickest lube yet. For $17, you'll get one oil change at Express Lube. Simply buy this Groupon and bring it with you to any of Express Lube's 21 San Antonio locations. To get the most out of your Groupon, you might also want to bring a car of some kind.
Between 8 a.m. and 8 p.m. any day of the week, Lone Star Pass holders can unwind to the rubba-dub-dub of a drive-thru car wash's automated scrubbers at any one of Texas Shine Car Wash's 6 locations. Upon emerging, the wheelmobiles of those who opted for the Ultimate Shine option additionally will be towel dried and have their tires dressed to ensure ultimate-extreme shine.
The technicians at Zips Car Wash serve two masters: speed and cleanliness. They perform their basic tunnel—one of their most popular services—in under three minutes. For more extensive services, they bust out soft cloths, soaps, and waxes. However, they're not only thinking about clean vehicles. They want to make sure the environment stays clean as well. To this end, they use eco-friendly cleaning products, and even capture, clean, and recycle the water run-off from their services.