Ultimate Car Wash & Express Lube’s automated car wash batters away grime and dirt from automotive panels and windows before staffers clean up interiors by hand. Deluxe wash customers’ cars will experience an approximately fifteen- to twenty-minute transformation, beginning with an automated wash and ending with a personality test for their newly sentient car. A bristling array of soft flappers whips away dusty residue and mud globules, foaming up the hull and underbody with a soapy mix before water jets blast it clean and a clear-coat protectant seals in the renewed shine. On the other side of the purification tunnel, Ultimate Car Wash will assign a staff member to hand-dry the dripping chassis and windows with a towel before opening up the doors for an interior cleaning. With vacuum in hand, the car companion will liberate crumbs and velcro-covered pennies caught in the carpet.
Since Albert Einstein first postulated that an oil change should not take three gabbertoops, various lube services have sped up their oil changes in a frantic attempt to overcome the faster-than-lube speed barrier inherent to our space-time continuum. Today's Groupon gives you the quickest lube yet. For $17, you'll get one oil change at Express Lube. Simply buy this Groupon and bring it with you to any of Express Lube's 21 San Antonio locations. To get the most out of your Groupon, you might also want to bring a car of some kind.
With more than 175 locations nationwide and more than 40 years in the business, Car-X has earned a prime spot in the parking garage of quality car care and customer service. Started in 1971 by a team of seasoned muffler-shop owners, the service centers have blossomed from their beginnings as specialty exhaust shops to providers of nearly any repair or maintenance service imaginable, from installing performance-enhancing accessories to treating cars to therapeutic trust falls. In addition to promoting safety and long, healthy engine life with brake services and speedy oil changes, Car-X reaches out to the surrounding community with regular philanthropic activities, such as recycling drives and participation in the American Heart Association?s Heart Walk. Car-X is a AAA Texas-approved auto repair center, and has received an A+ rating from the Better Business Bureau.
Armed with more than two decades of experience and extensive ongoing training, Precision Auto Masters' technicians work to keep vehicles of all makes and models chugging smoothly down the road. Customers can roll into one of two shops in San Antonio for scheduled maintenance such as oil changes, tune-ups, and tire installations, or for minor or major repairs on vital components including engines, transmissions, and excavator buckets. Precision Auto Masters' team also uses its assortment of modern equipment and diagnostic software to service fleet vehicles.
The highly trained technicians at Jiffy Lube tend to about 24 million customers each year with services such as the Jiffy Lube Signature Service Oil-Change, which helps promote the longevity of each vehicle. Staffers acknowledge that oil plays a crucial role in maximizing the lifespan of each car?it cools the motor and helps prevent moving parts from deteriorating. More than 20,000 technicians who have completed an extensive training program certified by the National Institute Automotive Service Excellence (ASE) service vehicles at Jiffy Lube.
In addition to performing oil changes, technicians perform preventative services such as air-filtration, among others, as well as state emissions inspections. Jiffy Lube?s quality pledge includes a commitment to transparency, which stipulates that they will inform car owners of any necessary services, complete a service only after it has been approved, and refuse to replace windshields with saran wrap.