Today’s Groupon lays fancy monarchial headwear heartily down on three of your four stomachs. For $10, you get $20 worth of drinkses and eatses at The Triple Crown in Hayes Valley. With a happy happy hour and live entertainment, The Triple Crown invites anyone who works or doesn't work as a professional jockey to a night of megafun.Secretariat: Sure, he won the Triple Crown, but nobody remembers his greatest accomplishment: being a great dad. Seabiscuit: The Best Horse in America became a symbol of hope during the Great Depression, an innocent time when Americans rallied behind horses, well-baked pies, and anything remotely great that wasn’t a depression. Mr. Ed: At the height of his popularity, this acting horse received more than 1,000 fan letters a week and ate every single one.