San Diego Spa and Massage

After enjoying a refined smoke on the cigar patio, you relax with a complimentary highball in front of a pair of LCD televisions, catching up on the Padres game with the right eyeball and the last 20 minutes of Quantum of Solace with the left. Soon, an attractive stylist calls you to the most sophisticated barber chair on earth for a trim, a lingering scalp massage, hot face towel, and straight-razor shave. A lovely manicurist tends to your extremities before you slip your feet into your freshly polished shoes. This kind of treatment used to be reserved for the likes of Hugh Hefner—until the arrival of AlphaMale barbershop and spa.

Today's Groupon prettifies any part—big or small, tall or short, blond or brunette, rhombazoid or trapus—at Haute Spa, an upscale salon and skincare spa in the Shelter Island area of Point Loma. For $35, you get $85 toward any relaxing, beautifying service.Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

Today’s Groupon is the Silk Road that leads to a land of pampering. For $50, you get $125 worth of indulgent spa services at Sè Spa, an Asian-influenced, beautifully sleek relaxation oasis located at the Sè San Diego Hotel.

The professional complexion coddlers at Beauty and Body Lounge refresh visages with peels and IPL-photofacial technology. In just under 30 minutes, the IPL instrument spotlights mugs to gently heat and reduce discoloration. Sun damage, age spots, and redness resulting from broken capillaries rearrange themselves into flattering calligraphy as the lamp glows. The beautifying beams also promote collagen production to encourage firmer skin, and can diminish pore size and fine lines. A special pre-IPL peel, administered two weeks before the photofacial, helps to coax the unwanted spots to the surface, where the IPL can more easily dissolve them or donate them to naked dalmations.