Sherlock Air Inc.'s highly trained technicians can coach an underdog air conditioner to take on cocky summer heat in a climactic temperature battle set to the Chariots of Fire theme song. Alternately, Sherlock's squadrons can check furnaces for signs of wear and tear wrought by a punishing winter. Proper maintenance of A/C and furnaces increases energy efficiency and can cut utility costs by as much as 20% a year, helping homeowners to save money for more important things, such as buying up the world's supply of handlebar mustaches.
Landscape and Beyond, a licensed, bonded, and insured full-service landscaping company, brings 14 years of beautifying experience to every down-and-dirty, yet beautifying assignment. The spring package covers a majority of outdoor musts, including a meticulous mowing, a trimming of hard-to-reach spots, and an edging process that crafts clean, vertical lines along driveways, sidewalks, and lazy, self-absorbed gnomes. The package concludes with techs blowing away lingering debris from freshly styled lawns.
A professional musician with more than 30 years of experience as a concert pianist and piano tuner, Ritchie Carbajal cures clavichord ailments with a variety of tuning, regulation, voicing, and restringing services. During a basic piano tuning, Ritchie extracts disharmonious tones from worn wires, which will result in a freshly tuned piano that can finally hit all the allusive pitches of "Hot Cross Buns." Today’s Groupon applies to pianos that are being maintained on a semiregular basis and additional fees ($75/hour) may be required for raising the pitch to A-440, adjusting the action and keys for optimum performance, and for tuning pianos that haven’t been played since Mozart composed "Chopsticks."
Inspections from United’s cadre of experienced technicians keep domestic climates even keeled and heating bills down. Experts first delve into the ducts, checking for breaks or clogging before examining the flue to ascertain proper alignment and evict squatting chimney sweeps. Inspections then turn to the heater, checking the flame and soot for signs that burners are out of whack. Techs check blower belts before finishing up the job by cleaning or replacing the furnace filter and cleansing the burner area of all lint and dust, preventing accidental fires and cutting off the food supply of basement-dwelling fire breathers.
For more than 25 years, Mr. Tint's crew has safeguarded drivers from arm-scorching UV rays with their tinting services, laminating windows with a sleek film that fits like a pair of Ray-Bans for cars, trucks, and SUVs. Mr. Tint’s dedicated staff lavishes every vehicle that pulls into the shop with the same attention to detail, whether it’s a Lamborghini or a Formula 1 Wienermobile. The tinting materials come with the manufacturer’s lifetime warranty, which covers fading, bubbling, or peeling. Clients waiting for their four-wheeled companions can sip complimentary beverages or surf the shop’s WiFi network. Mr. Tint’s team can also tint residential windows for improved privacy, reduced energy costs, or decoration.