Like a professor knowledgeable on tulip mania, alien black oil, and a myriad of seemingly esoteric subjects, Massage Envy's certified body therapists ably converse with the gamut of muscle ailments. They'll unravel tense coils of accumulated inner-stress through a perfectly catered treatment for individual clients' needs. Swedish massages offer gentle rubbing for muscular soothing and improved circulation, while reflexology focuses on a patient's crawling paddles, delivering relief to hands and feet to extend goodwill throughout the entire body. A prenatal massage is ideal for expecting mothers who could use a little relief from carrying another person inside them, and a hot-stone Envy massage transforms massage hands into warm-rock fingers that heat pain into a gaseous vapor that exits the body and eventually becomes cleanly filtered rain.
In their six private design and pampering rooms, the hair benders of La'shus Hair Designs & Day Spas perform luxury salon treatments and skin-smoothing spa services, and present a toothsome menu of juice, café fare, and coffee drinks. Put upstart strands in place with a designer cut ($69+) and nibble a cookie ($4) into the profile of a favorite Cheers cast member. Transform tresses with an all-over permanent color ($89+), and put the remainder toward a facial ($85+) that seals its skin-revitalizing treatment with a personalized mask and moisturizer. A multivitamin body treatment ($125) helps to dissipate dark spots and reduce wrinkles, and renders the epidermis as smooth as the surface of a freshly poured fruit slush ($8–$10). Though this Groupon is only redeemable from 8 a.m. to 7 p.m., La'shus Hair Design is open 24 hours a day, seven days a week for the convenience of sleep-walking salonistas.
That is not a mummy on the table. At Full of Life Weight Loss & Wrap Spa, the staff nourish clients in vitamins, minerals, and herbs and swaddle them in wraps as they lie in repose, relaxing as the treatment works to flush out impurities and nourish and tighten the skin. Whole-body treatments such as the Suddenly Slender wrap and the Anti-Aging wrap were designed to hydrate the skin, detox the body, and improve appearance with all-natural ingredients. Nonsurgical facelift wraps work from a similar principal—aestheticians wrap the face in bandages and medical tape as restorative minerals suffuse the skin and work to soften fine lines. Wraps can also be applied to the feet and hands to detoxify, slow the aging process, and improve scores during the Hokey Pokey portion of beauty pageants. All services are completed in the comforts of relaxing spa environment located 15 minutes from downtown San Diego.
Heaven Sent Massage’s experienced muscle soothers uproot tension and discomfort from deep body bunkers with therapeutic massage treatments. Patrons shed shoulder-retained aches and lower back pain caused by improper palanquin lifting with a 60-minute deep-tissue, relaxing, sports, prenatal, or hot-stone massage. The deep-tissue technique employs targeted pressure to banish knots and tension from connective tissues, whereas hot-stone massages utilize warm rocks atop bothersome spots to coax ligaments into relaxed submission. During prenatal massage, healing hands cosset lower backs and shoulders, reducing discomfort from carrying around a bundle of joy and his or her collection of “Mom’s Favorite Child” T-shirts.