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Signature VW Hyundai’s factory-trained auto technicians administer engine massages that penetrate beyond your car’s metallic exoskeleton to relieve uptight pistons with tender care. Echoes of cars honking their horns in ecstasy fill the service center, where technicians flatter engine innards with a five-quart deluge of nonsynthetic oil and exchange each blackened oil filter for a spotless counterpart. A 27-point safety test leaves no nozzle or connection unturned, thoroughly assessing filters, brakes, and batteries to root out delinquent parts. To complete the 45-minute package, technicians top off transmission, brake, power-steering, and coolant fluids to ensure that cars stay supple and hydrated for future demolition derbies.
Thorntons independently distributes gas while keeping clean convenience stores filled with snacks to help drivers stay awake, nourished, or quenched. Power depleted, flex-fuel-friendly cars, trucks, vans, or tail-finned Zeppelins with E-85 Flex Fuel, a renewable fuel source that minimizes earth-detrimental emissions.