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Blue 44 is the go-to spot for a moderately-priced, dependable meal in Washington’s Chevy Chase neighborhood. Already considered one of the area’s best restaurants despite its 2011 arrival date, the classic upscale American menu here is versatile without being huge. For appetizers, tackle a pierogi, claw through some lobster mac ‘n’ cheese or down duck confit eggrolls. For something light, there are several options for soup and salad, and sandwiches range from raved-about burgers to crab cakes to a Pittsburgh cheese steak, courtesy of the owner’s Western Pennsylvania heritage. The ample dining room is bathed in dark tones, with a textured tile ceiling and lots of tall, stiff-backed booths. Chandeliers light the main eating area dimly, while simple photographs and painted brick touches fill out the style. Sneak back to the small hooded bar for a drink; there are only a few seats, but the drinks are worth standing for.
Comet Ping Pong was featured on Food Network's Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives and has garnered praise from local press, including the Washington Post, for its sustainably sourced fare, homemade pizza, young and energetic atmosphere, and rows of indoor and outdoor ping-pong and foosball tables that patrons play for free. Saucy starters such as the hot wings ($6) flap in time with tunes played live by local and international musicians in a family-friendly atmosphere, and bronzed dough disks such as The Smoky ($13) stuff jaws with bacon and smoked mushrooms until they stop gabbing about the performers onstage.