From the vantage point of an overstuffed sofa, bowlers can comfortably watch as their team members and opponents compete inside Eastway Bowl. In addition to luxurious seating arrangements, each of its 32 lanes features a ceiling-mounted 32-inch LCD monitor and a coffee table that can cradle specialties from the Eastway Sports Lounge and Grille. Visitors can dine lane-side on breaded cod fillet or jumbo hot dogs, or peruse menus in the lounge. Seven high-definition television screens surround the dining area, broadcasting highly anticipated sports games and television coverage of children chasing sugar-cereal mascots.
Nutty's serves stomach-satisfying sandwiches and fried snacks in a relaxed tiki-bar atmosphere. Amuse your bouche with an appetizer, such as waffle-fries nachos ($7.99) or the Super Nutty Platter—a plentiful pastiche of mozzarella sticks, cheeseballs, onion rings, popcorn chicken, fries, and a trough of Ranch dressing ($9.99). Get a belly full of beef with one of Nutty's signature burgers, including the Hog burger, topped with bacon, ham, cheddar, barbecue sauce, and fixings ($7.99) or the peanut butter burger, smothered with a sticky schmear of liquefied legumes ($6.69). Patrons who prefer platters can pig out on the Chislic ($7.59), a half pound of pan-fried beef tips served with sautéed onions and mushrooms, fries, texas toast, and choice of dipping sauce.
Born into this world 24 years ago, Shenanigans was the brainchild of two guys who wanted to bring Sioux Falls the type of activity-loaded pub prophesied in the Book of Better Leisure. Their extensive menu features five pages of crowd-pleasing pub fare such as the half-pound Shenanigan burger with American cheese ($7.49) and the supreme nachos ($9.79). Make sure to order a stack of 50 hot wings ($29.99), so you're fully prepared for the dystopian future in which sauce-stained chicken bones are the chief form of currency. The Power Combo ($18.99) features 10 mini cheeseburgers and 10 wings with the sauce of your choosing. With a satellite location in Tea and the original location in Sioux Falls, Shenanigans wields the dual-bladed supremacy of being the local hot spot for both sports viewing and the sweet-and-sour tones of karaoke, which runs Wednesday through Saturday nights in Sioux Falls and every Saturday night in Tea.
Clean Living Shop's owner and licensed massage therapist Ronda Kvigne treats pain and banishes tension with customized massage therapy and detoxifying BioMat therapy. Kvigne customizes each one-hour massage session to address the idiosyncrasies of each back, whether that entails untying muscular knots or pressuring away deep-seated pain. Therapeutic massage can increase immune function, so clients can throw birthday parties in abandoned hospitals without fear of bacterial retribution. A complimentary far-infrared BioMat session wraps patients in therapeutic, deeply penetrating heat, treating stressed bodies with negative ions and the salutary power of amethyst crystals. Call to schedule an appointment on Mondays, Wednesdays, and Fridays between 8 a.m. and 4 p.m. and on Tuesdays, Thursdays, and Saturdays between 3 p.m. and 7 p.m.
Beer flows from the taps, pizzas emerge from the ovens, and karaoke tunes permeate the airwaves inside The Rush. Chefs roll out pizzas that include deluxe, all meat, pepperoni, and buffalo chicken. Domestic and imported bottles and drafts wait at the bar alongside cocktails crafted from premium liquors such as Bacardi, Smirnoff, Jim Beam, and UV. The Rush frequently hosts karaoke and always has entertaining games around, such as billiards, Golden Tee golf, and darts.
Servers at kRav'N ferry hearty helpings of American comfort cuisine to wooden tables and padded booths alongside beer, wine, and specialty cocktails. Pluck classic finger foods such as chicken strips ($7) and beer-battered onion rings ($6.50) from the pages of the menu, or let taste buds high-five burgers such as the cheesy Mushroom Swiss ($8.50). Or, outline play diagrams in ranch dressing on buffalo chicken pizzas ($10 for a 10"; $14 for a 14") as Monday Night Football plays on wall-mounted TVs.