The Tile Shop—as the name coyly suggests—specializes in tile for every imaginable surface and aesthetic style, making it easy for DIY handypeople to tackle small home projects, such as modernizing an avocado-green and penicillin-pink bathroom floor or re-grouting a small garden grotto. Underscore a kitchen with the appetizing orange of pirita siena ceramic tiles ($2.19 per square foot), then trim the counters in lizett beige ($3.99 each) for a complementary finish. Pick up a honeycomb pattern of hex matte black ($4.99 per square foot)—the quintessential backsplash for a gothy bumblebee—or add a touch of character to a small surface with a deep green verde butterfly mosaic ($11.99 per square foot). With its enormous selection of floor tiles, wall tiles, mosaics, and natural stone, the possibilities are as endless as a drive across Nebraska. The Tile Shop also has a plentiful selection of grout and tools for grouting it all together while grinning groutishly.
The ISA–certified arborists at Hayden's Ridge Tree Service specialize in one thing: trees. Since 1986, they have beautified landscapes with a range of installation, maintenance, and removal services. Insured technicians adhere to strict safety standards as they prune trees and shrubs, support struggling trunks with cabling and bracing, or plant burlap-wrapped saplings. Lot-clearing, brush-chipping, and stump-grinding services rid landscapes of tree relics, and tree-removal services accompany community-impact meetings with local Ents. After completing services, technicians clear away any remaining debris, leaving yards spotless.
The techs at Bonfe's Plumbing, Heating and Air Service have been tweaking climate-controlling devices of all makes and models for more than 15 years. They arrive at homes wearing uniforms and shiny badges, which indicate their employment with Bonfe and distinguish them from communist-propaganda inspectors. Techs don shoe covers to protect floors and furniture from damage and dirt, and if their work areas aren't tidy when they leave, Bonfe will compensate customers either with money or three magic beans. To ensure satisfactory same-day and emergency service, a staff member is always available by phone—day and night, all week long.
Boasting close partnerships with manufacturers and extensive training of its technicians throughout the country, America's Best Choice of Minneapolis beautifies homesteads and businesses with Energy Star–certified windows, sliding glass doors, and new siding and roofs. Fully insured workers carefully measure and install energy-saving PVC window frames, staving off drafts in the winter, heat waves in the summer, and hauntings throughout the year. They can custom cut frames to lower long-term utility bills and add a touch of class to façades with stunning french doors, all covered by a lifetime warranty.
Minneapolis St. Paul Plumbing Heating Air began dispatching technicians to homes and offices throughout the Twin Cities in 1913. Though the ensuing century has seen a number of advancements in plumbing and air-conditioning technology, not much has changed in terms of the technicians’ care and expertise. Plumbers, for example, still arrive promptly to repair leaky faucets and prevent pipes from freezing, and heating repairmen continue to coax gusts of warm or cool air from heaters and air conditioners. They can inspect units of nearly every make and model and repair contrarian thermostats that insist on only measuring temperature in degrees Celsius.