Classic Elegance Limousine Service packs its newly refurbished 14-passenger limo party bus with sensory stimulation for the discerning party posse. The sound system administers an auditory wet willy of delight with dual 12-inch subwoofers and six Sony speakers attached to iPod and MP3 hookups. A 32-inch flat-screen TV comes stocked with a library of music videos, a PlayStation 3, and Blue-ray and DVD players. Tinted-black windows protect the eyes from the harsh glare of pedestrian jealousy so that you can completely lose yourself in the 550 colored LED lights, two lasers, whirling disco ball, and four strobe lights. The bus is also equipped with a wet bar that includes stemware and ice bins. Libations are not provided, but there’s no shame in hauling your own store-bought or bathtub-brewed beverages.
Sloppy jalopies roll out of Magnum Car Wash & Lube, a full-service oil-change and detailing outfit, as gleaming road warriors. The Cash and Dash car wash polishes autos from grill to trunk in five sudsy minutes, making it an ideal service for commuters on the go and a fatal mistake for naive robots. Motorists relax in their car's cockpit as cleaners swiftly strip car shells and undercarriages of caked-up, corrosive road grime and imprison shine with a coating of sealer wax.
A-1 Detailing and Pressure Washing's licensed and insured team members call upon 20 years of experience to wash and polish cars of all makes and models, with additional add-ons available including headlight restoration, waxing, Scotchgard, and engine cleaning. And they aim their powerful pressure washers at homes, too, ensuring a safe bathing experience for vintage paneling, gutters, windows, and plants. By removing layers of exterior grime and buildup, the pressure-washing treatment not only helps to increase curb appeal and prevent erosion, it also increases houses' chances of getting asked to prom. During appointments, homeowners may inquire about complimentary estimates for additional jobs including pressure-washing decks, sidewalks, and driveways.
Carolina Mobile Auto Service's ASE-certified staff keeps cars safely accelerating through the winter with seasonal maintenance packages. During the oil change, mechanics drain and dispose of damaged oils before replacing them with up to 5 quarts of clean conventional lubricants, which grease the metals, lessen friction, and improve pistons’ moves at the engine’s weekly dance mixer. A tire rotation crisscrosses treads to balance wear, smooth out rides, and extend tire life.
The highly trained technicians at Jiffy Lube tend to about 24 million customers each year with services such as the Jiffy Lube Signature Service Oil Change package, which helps promote the longevity of each vehicle. Staffers acknowledge that oil plays a crucial role in maximizing the lifespan of each car—it cools the motor and helps prevent moving parts from deteriorating. More than 20,000 technicians—all of which have completed an extensive training program certified by the National Institute Automotive Service Excellence (ASE)—service vehicles at Jiffy Lube. In addition to performing oil changes, technicians offer preventative services such as air-filtration and electrical-system maintenance, among others. Jiffy Lube’s quality pledge includes a commitment to transparency, which stipulates that they will inform car owners of any necessary services, complete a service only after it has been approved, and refuse to replace windshields with saran wrap.
The auto-enthused professionals at Highline Imports welcome both domestic and foreign motors into their service shop. Trained mechanics will refill your vehicle's cache of go-juice with either regular oil or its simulated twin, greasing the engine of your motorized, windowed scooter and reducing friction between bickering crank shafts and pistons arguing about the merits of AM versus FM radio.