Thonotosassa, FL Health and Fitness

Let your vertebrae breathe easy and experience the infectious sense of well-being that radiates from a relaxed and aligned spine. With today's Groupon, $40 gets you a full chiropractic wellness exam from CoreHealth, a $265 value. Your visit includes a full physical examination with digital range-of-motion tests (a $172 value), which are the chiropractor's way of finding out if you're computer animated, followed by a chiropractic adjustment (a $45 value); then enjoy a 15-minute hydrotherapy or trigger-point therapy session to further work out tension and kinks (a $30–$50 value).Follow @Groupon_Says on Twitter.

A member of a previously undiscovered species known as skateasaurus stakes its territory, tracing figure eights along the rink's hardwood floor. Dressed in blue-and-white shorts and a red trucker hat, the plush, green-and-yellow dinosaur—otherwise known as Skato—eschews eating children, and instead prompts them to shake it all about in rounds of Hokey Pokey. This fun ambiance extends to the rest of United Skates of America's roller rink, surrounded by lime-green walls and manned by a smiling staff.

Since their near-simultaneous invention in the 1930s, yoga and Pilates have been locked in the smiling ferocity of mortal frenemy combat, each vying for wellness superiority. Today’s Groupon lets you choose sides: for $25, you get two yoga or Pilates classes (or one of each, normally $20 a piece) along with an eyebrow shaping at Palm Wellness Center (normally $15), a combined $55 value. Receive a full bushel of physical uplift with toning exercises and slick facial aesthetics that scream 2010.

As we all know, the Tooth Fairy is actually the oligarch of a vast, self-perpetuating, candy-and-human-ivory-trafficking cartel. Defy her dastardly enterprise while asserting yourself as a proud brushing adult with today’s jaw-dropping, cleaning, x-raying, and whitening deal. For $35, new clients get $369 worth of dental services from Smiles By Design. Best of all, insurance is not necessary to reap the full benefits of this deal.

Staffed by experienced coaches and computers who’ve sworn allegiance to the three laws of golfing robotics, GolfTEC’s motion sensors and high-speed cameras monitor swings and break down each individual’s form on a high-definition video display to get results. Sensors chirp with approval whenever they detect the perfect stroke or an especially witty golfing joke. GolfTEC’s certified personal coaches will point out flaws and strengths while providing golfers with tips on how to permanently improve their game from tee to green.

Yogani Studios offers a variety of class styles for all experience levels and busy schedules, with classes starting as early as 6:30 a.m. and as late as 7:30 p.m. The experienced and impassioned instructors teach well-known yoga techniques such as Ashtanga, power yoga, and Bikram, shipping pupils out with heads as full of yoga know-how as the Statue of Liberty's is with fresh fruit. There are also on-the-go classes, such as yoga lunch hour, and hybrid classes, such as shakti flow, as well as specialized classes for children, seniors, and pre- and postnatal women. Check out Yogani’s full schedule to plan your five classes of splendid shaping.