From the comforts of peaceful treatment rooms dressed in soft sea-foam-green walls, one of On the Beach's friendly therapists will shave years off your skeletal sheath by harnessing the cosmic power of light and heat. The Formostar infrared body wrap basks your bod in infrared heat that penetrates twice as deep as other heat sources, boosting metabolism into action and flushing out toxins, cellulite, and fat cells. A single session can burn off 900–1,200 calories while you comfortably watch TV, sleep, or practice your Popeye impression. And unlike gamma-ray body wraps, you won't regain the weight when anger causes you to transform into a super-strong green behemoth. Or, the Lumiére light therapy, douses the dermis in pure red LED light that supercharges collagen production, immediately reducing pore size and tightening the skin. With each session, Lumiére will Photoshop away more fine lines, wrinkles, scars, freckles, crow's feet, and asteroid craters. Call ahead to schedule your appointment.