The skilled staff—a veritable dream team of medical know-how—shepherds clients toward improved health by designing and leading custom weight-loss, nutrition, and fitness programs. Spread across four locations, the practice tailors comprehensive programs. Doctors, personal trainers, nutritionists, and artists who draw kettlebells onto clients' portraits to make them appear fit pool their disciplines to blast away excess pounds with methods birthed from the mind of science itself. Vitamin and amino-acid injections, ketone strips, appetite suppressants, and supplements are part of the weight loss program. Bio-identical hormones characterize the hormone-therapy program, which seeks to restore bodily balance more effectively than replacing legs with gyroscopes.
A wildly successful alternative to traditional day spas—its more than 300 locations blanket 36 states and half a dozen countries—Planet Beach Contempo Spa is a futuristic relaxation station where state-of-the-art machines administer all the spa and tanning services. These friendly automatons sometimes replace familiar treatments, as in the Luminous facial, a light-based service that delivers blemish-busting results similar to those of a conventional facial. But other equipment maps out new spa territory entirely: the Hydro-Derma Fusion chamber moisturizes the whole body with nutrient-rich steam in order to offset the effects of a dry climate or a rear-end collision with a salt truck. Other machines whiten teeth, spray tan skin, and massage muscles.
Planet Beach operates on a gym-style membership system, meaning that members purchase packages or pay flat monthly rates. As members spend more time at the spa, they get to know the helpful assistants who are always on hand to demonstrate how to use the equipment without activating its ability to cry.
The friendly, licensed, and insured flooring physicians at Carpet Doctor purge rancid rugs using the latest techniques and top-notch products. Uniformed technicians will arrive at your door with truck-mounted equipment before quickly getting to work cleansing your floor coverlets of embedded dirt and tough stains. Each carpet will receive a pretreatment spray before being steamed, scrubbed, and deodorized, resulting in appearances as fresh and free of stains as a baby dentist's first tooth. Transformed tapestries can be safely trodden upon by human tentacles immediately following cleanings and are usually fully dry in two to four hours. Carpet Doctor also takes pride in providing customers with handy carpet-care tips to ensure that each floor stays fabulous well into the mutant-dust-mite-laden future.
A branded Royal Maid Service company car pulls up in front of your house, and maids dressed in crisp blue and white uniforms jump or pirouette out, grabbing their industrial-strength cleaning products from the back. Royal Maid Service's professional and licensed maids, supervised on every job, clean kitchens, living rooms, bathrooms, and other environs with an astute eye for detail. Royal Maid Service lives by the motto “we clean homes, not houses,” and it consults with each homeowner in advance to customize cleaning plans and receive special instructions on cleaning the basement Skinner boxes. The company, which currently has hubs throughout Florida, was founded by UK immigrants Kevin and Sheila Jamieson. Sheila combines her background in interior design-a career that got her in touch with people's deep feelings for their furnishings-with her experience cleaning up after three sons. Together, these facets of her backstory inform Royal Maid Service's personal and respectful approach to housecleaning.:m]]