Bowling is the great social equalizer—a common ground where grizzled undercover clowns, blue-collar English lords, LARPer librarians, big and tall lingerie models, hordes of hive-minded hipsters, and the other two social demographics that comprise America can unite in common cause and topple a gaggle of stuck-up, inanimate wooden pins. Brunswick has been a household name in this egalitarian pastime almost since the beginning, with a company history that dates back to the 19th century, providing classic American good times to all manner of patrons across the country. And with today's Groupon tying the room together, you'll get to play two games (up to a $10.58 value) in its hallowed halls wearing a pair of freshly disinfected bowling shoes (up to a $4.25 value).
Any coach will tell you that teaching absolute beginners requires patience. As luck would have it, Marissa Theobald of Marissa's Bit O' Luck Stable has patience in spades. She needed it to complete her equine industries degree at the University of Massachusetts?Amherst, earn a license as a riding instructor and trainer, and work with problem horses, especially when they would ask, "Are we there yet?" from the trailer. Novice riders enjoy her calm, levelheaded approach as they learn the German method of riding, which emphasizes a balanced seat and developing a relationship with the horse?core tenets at any experience level. As riders advance, they can continue their education in dressage, jumping, and eventing under Marissa's tutelage, occasionally sneaking off to enjoy the miles of trails that abut the 9-acre ranch.
Children do a lot of learning in school, but many of today's classrooms aren't properly equipped with blow-up slides and bounce houses that are essential to teaching lessons about fun. Monkey Town picks up where schools have failed, giving kids the freedom to stick themselves to a Velcro wall or frolic on the jungle gym. Under close staff supervision, obstacle courses challenge kids to use their wits to overcome impediments and solve the riddles of an obstructive sphinx. A snack area and four private party rooms provide an oasis for celebrating birthdays and refueling from the day's fun with pizza and sodas.
Part theme park, part water park, Clementon Park and Splash World thrills visitors whether they get wet or stay dry. With attractions ranging from a lazy river to a 10-story free fall, families will find a heart-racing adventures for all ages, and located just 20 minutes from Center City, the fun is easy to access as well. Visitors can relax during the quarter-mile lazy river, wade through South Jersey's biggest wave pool, or descend a cool 100 feet on Thunder Drop. Thrill-seekers can turn upside-down and backward in The Ring of Fire roller coaster, or hop on the world's tallest dueling trap door speed slides, Torpedo Rush. After emptying out their stomachs with screams, visitors can refuel with an array of juicy burgers, fresh-baked pizza, and crispy chicken tenders. Funnel cakes and cotton candy complete the carnival experience, or guests can choose to bring their own food to be enjoyed in the picnic areas near the parking lot.
Inside Tip: Families who would like to avoid crowds should visit Monday?Wednesday.
The extensive facilities of the 100-acre Saddlebrook Ridge Equestrian Center enable year-round riding with an indoor arena and access to trails that wind through the adjacent Wharton State Forest. Visitors can get a horsemanship education in the disciplines of dressage, jumping, or trail riding, and skilled trainers oversee every step of their advancement. Beginners start with the fundamentals, and more advanced riders utilize the center’s obstacles, such as a water complex and bank jumps—stair-like elevation changes which can prepare riders for swiftly galloping up and down flights of stairs during bank heists.
The Survival Race?s 5-kilometer track challenges racers to navigate a gauntlet of mud-laden terrain. Staggered waves of up to 300 runners each conquer military-style obstacles, wade through murky water, and slide through muddy trenches before reaching the finish line to celebrate at a shindig awash with delicious eats and smitten swamp monsters. Afterward, a Facebook album aids online nostalgia by showcasing dirt-caked athletes and their marshy feats.