Beauty & Spas in Waldorf

When Maureen Schantz founded Alternative Health Associates more than two decades ago, she did so with a simple concept in mind: bring together professionals who can tend to customers’ every aesthetic need. She and her staff do just that with a wide range of cosmetic services, ranging from Maureen’s specialty, electrolysis, to Botox and waxing. But their services also extend into aspects of health. Swedish and deep-tissue massages disperse aches, and a protein-oriented weight-loss program builds muscle and gets rid of fat faster than a firm handshake from a really muscular cousin.

Whether you've been looking for a new color to crown your cranium or a pretty polish for your perky piggies, today's deal has you covered from head to toe. With this Groupon, you get $100 worth of services from L'azur Salon and Spa for $50. The Aveda concept salon and spa will smooth and soothe whatever section of your surface area aches for tending, from your freshly sore Olive Oyl tattoo to the love-bite scars from your pet gull. Because you can apply this deal to any of L'azur's myriad services, the hard part might be deciding which parts of you should get special treatment.Major Massage: The leader of the rag-tag unit barks out his orders in a calm, soothing tone. Armed with an array of warm, fragrant oils, this is one commando who’s always “good with his hands.”

Yelpers give Shear Shack Salon & Spa an average of three stars. Yahoo! Locals give it an average of four stars:

Mon Sanctuaire proffers an intimate sanctuary where a skillful staff coddles clients with skin-exfoliating facials and back-pampering massages. The 30-minute Esthederm hydrating mini facial commences with a face massage utilizing a calming milk-based serum that will remove makeup and relax the epidermis. Affable aestheticians then perform a deep cleaning—extracting dirt, grime, and other impurities from pores like a tiny vacuum cleaning your face rug—before refining skin texture and brightening complexions with a gentle exfoliation. A grand face-refreshing finale follows, complete with warm lavender-scented towels, a hydrating mask, and a protective moisturizer.

During the treatments, Izalia's staff of trained follicular assassins will unleash microscopic moonrakers on the hair-havens of the skin in an effort to efficiently epilate. The lasers heat up melanin deposits deep below the skin's surface, sending follicles into a non-growth hairbenation. Skin-fringe production is reduced, and clients can finally feel free to wear a bathing suit around the office without fear of harassment from anti-cilia co-workers.

Park your velocipede outside Too Hotties and step inside this ultimate men's barbershop for an old-fashioned hot-towel classic shave. Too Hotties' staff of Sweetie Todds will drape three steaming hot towels on your face in heated preparation for the lunar landing of a triple-edge blade across the ejecta blankets of your facial hair. With a citrus-mint face cleanser, shave oils, and hot lather giving your face a protective and therapeutic cover against the elements, your Too Hotties shave experience will remove hair and reduce stress, leaving the Fu Manchu of your face and the muttonchops of your soul suitably stylized.