The cherry-red Diners, Drive-ins and Dives convertible idles beside a giant rooster statue in the Gizzard City parking lot. Inside the diner, Food Network's Guy Fieri stands over a deep fryer, a full burger battered in his gloved hand. With a sizzle and a grin, Guy drops the entire creation into scalding oil, yielding Joe's Gizzard City's newest creation, the Triple D burger. After spending years battering chicken in his grandmother's secret blend of ingredients, co-owner Joe Bristol Jr. decided to experiment with the hot oil, and now deep fries hot dogs, Oreos, and even whole burgers. But the eatery isn?t called Gizzard City for nothing. Pressure cooked in garlic and celery powder until tender, Joe's namesake chicken gizzards arrive to tables cloaked in Cajun spices or crowded into the cheese-filled confines of an omelet.
Hesitant diners begin to sample gizzards, cautiously at first, but then letting forth happy sighs that reverberate off neon beer signs, a projection TV, and a weathered wooden bar. The staff operates on the same irreverent attitude that led them to deep-fry a Twinkie, joking with one another and playfully asking guests to help with the dishes. Booths the deep red hue of a lobster with lost cue cards cradle lingering patrons who chat with Joe Jr. about his numerous Tennessee Country Music Association awards.
Moonlight pools in the gym’s entryway as the nighttime visitor stops to fumble for her keycard. It’s 3 a.m. She worked the night shift again and wants to work off some tension. Her fingers grasp the small plastic card and with a quick swipe, she’s inside. Immediately enveloped by the warm glow of Snap Fitness, she joins the other late-night exercisers in pounding on the treadmill and lifting weights before the sun rises.
Accessible 24/7 via keycard, guests enter Snap Fitness to tone their physiques on myriad cardio and strength equipment day or night. During staff hours, they can seek out fitness assessments and one-on-one sessions with personal trainers, which ensure all moves are performed effectively, topped with a dose of motivation. The trainers devise personal fitness plans for each guest, taking into account their strength, cardio, and flexibility conditions to help them tackle weight loss, boost overall body strength, or attempt to finally unveil the mysteries of arcane cable-weight machines.
Marksmen with CO2-powered guns volley paintballs back and forth at T.C. Paintball. Indoor and outdoor battlefields beckon players with a number of obstacles to duck under, dive between, or readjust for ultimate feng shui. Referees patrol the color-strewn grounds, where guests celebrate birthdays and special events with games of capture the flag and el presidente. The experienced staff at each of T.C. Paintball's well-stocked pro shops offer sharpshooting tips gleaned from years of chromatic combat, and can replenish paintball supplies that run low.
Specializing in personalized one-on-one instruction, Our Dance Studio acquaints dancing dilettantes with the basics of their favorite style, including ballroom, Latin, swing, salsa, and country-western dancing. During private lessons (a $150 value), students can bring a partner or fly solo and foxtrot across the spacious dance studio with an experienced instructor. The 55-minute lessons are ideal for spouses-to-be prepping for their first dance or those simply looking to dancersize their way into a pair of skinny skivvies. Stick to the regal waltz, re-ignite toe-tapping passions with the salsa, or add a boot-scoot boogie to your personal repertoire with a country-western lesson. Following the conclusion of their second session, students can test out new moves and mingle with other newly-minted jitter bugs during a two-hour open dance (a $10 value per person). Make your feet happy enough to forget the weight they carry every day by exposing them to the bountiful dance-based benefits of Our Dance Studio’s classes.
Snap Fitness's around-the-clock gyms enable visitors to fortify their physical well-being with a cornucopia of advanced fitness equipment and certified personal trainers. With 24-hour access, members don't have to let The Man or one of his many secretaries tell them when to help themselves to Snap's strength-training gear or top-of-the-line cardio machines, which feature televisions and other media diversions. A friendly, unintimidating atmosphere provides a refreshing change of pace from aloof gym employees and ear-splitting pump-up jams. Members also enjoy nationwide access to all Snap Fitness locations, ideal for working out while traveling.
Since 1964, the instructors of Les Danseurs have been strengthening bonds in the community through the power of dance. At their regular events, which are typically held at Grand Ledge Country Club, couples sashay across a large dance floor while receiving tips from ballroom dance experts. After an hour of instruction, participants can practice dance techniques on their own to the tune of a live band or DJ. Les Danseurs' events are open to dancers of all skill levels and backgrounds.