Soak away the worries that have lodged themselves in the nooks of your joints and the crooks of your connective tissues, while inhaling a bouquet of soothing, therapeutic scents. Today's Groupon restores your body to a nubile state of relaxed joyousness unlike any since you got your braces removed by a man who claimed to be in the circus. For $30, you get a 60-minute Swedish massage at Vitality Unlimited Spa, a $68 value. Retreat to Vitality Unlimited Spa's beautiful sanctuary, located conveniently in Webster Groves, and feel the pressures of the outside world dissolve off your soon-to-be-tension-free shoulders. Naturally, world powers began jockeying for access to the potentially weaponize-able massage, by means both diplomatic and underhanded. Many international observers believe that the 1992 Summer Olympics were, in fact, a complicated ruse carried out by Russia and the United States to distract Sweden long enough to steal their massage, as evidenced by the fact that Sweden won an unexpected 904 Gold Medals that year. Still, the Swedes held tight to their massage until 1999, when Y2K-related fears caused Swedish officials to release classified details of the massage, believing that the world would likely end. Today, the Swedish massage is practiced all over the world, though rumors that the Swedes are secretly working on an even better massage run rampant.
The massage therapists at Beyond Relaxation incorporate hot stones and aromatherapy to relax their clients, but they really dazzle clients with a secret weapon: a sound table. This massage bed vibrates to the sound of music. Its gentle movement unwinds any sneaky knots that ducked out of the therapists reach for complete relaxation. The sound table also hosts guests during reiki treatments and purifying mud-based body wraps.
The skilled doctors of St. Louis Orthodontic Group straighten the gum bones of both children and adults with professional precision. During a comprehensive exam, a specialist pours over the inner workings of mandibles, combing mouth real estate for common problems such as crossbites, spacing, crowding, and irritating gangs of popcorn kernels. A round of x-rays and photos thoroughly captures the mouth's essence, ensuring treatment is best suited to each patient's individual needs. A teeth impression immortalizes the mouth's every curve without the discomfort of being cast in bronze, and readies chompers for their choice of braces including metal, clear, or Invisalign models, preparing cuspids for a comfortable corrective fit.
Bleaching is a non-invasive dental treatment that whitens teeth an average of four shades. Your treatment begins with a 20-minute consultation with Dr. William J. Schlotz, who will review dental history and take impressions to make customized, clear plastic whitening trays. About a week later, stop by the office to pick up your whitening treatment package and instructions on how to use it on your soon-to-be-sparkling mouth bones. The average length of the whitening treatment is about five weeks, and visible results become apparent after two weeks. You can apply the whitening solution either twice a day for 30 minutes or overnight for a couple of weeks depending on your desired level of whitening. Consult with Dr. Schlotz for recommendations.
Father and son duo Dr. Farhad Moshiri and Dr. "Maz" Moshiri recalibrate uneven food mashers with superior-quality cosmetic and restorative orthodontics for clients in need of smile tweaking or total smile rejuvenation. During the Invisalign exam, patients will receive a comprehensive evaluation of their bite, including x-rays, pictures, tooth impressions, and tooth impersonations for the monthly orthodontic comedy showcase. If desired, clear, virtually undetectable molds will then be constructed to get sneakily shifting chompers back into neat rows.
The mouth maestros at Kingston Dental Care illuminate smiles with the light-activated Zoom! process, effectively whitening chompers in 45- to 60-minute appointments. After sipping a complimentary beverage in the waiting room, patients relax in cushioned chairs as dental professionals blanket tarnished teeth in a gel formulated to lighten mouth ivories an average of eight shades under the rays of a special Zoom! lamp. Changes are visible right after the treatment, sending patients back into the world ready to say cheese and consume cheese with confidence.