Since 1851, the Wisconsin State Fair has annually showcased the state's finest resources, stuffed fairgoers with an aromatic selection of world-class foods, and entertained guests with live bands and terrifying tractor flyovers. In between hot-stepping to the Steve Meisner Polka Band on August 9 and singing along to "Cracklin' Rosie" with Eric Ebert's Tribute to Neil Diamond on August 11, fair browsers will get their choice of day to frolic manfully among a ton of food stalls, games, thrill rides, outdoor events, interactive activities, and competitions. If your trio of the fair's famous cream puffs—whose airy creaminess is just as legendary in this reality as it is in alternate realities where Wisconsin won the Civil War—doesn't fill you up completely, test your gut's maximum occupancy with August 9's brat-eating contest (4 p.m.), which is best washed down beforehand with the root-beer-float-drinking contest (3 p.m.). Kids, meanwhile, can plummet down the fair's 200-foot giant slide, take splatter-art to messy new places at the Kohl's Color Wheel, or watch the state's fastest pigs race for the coveted frosted oatmeal cookie.
Milwaukee's Festival City Symphony has been symphonizing the city's air with harmonic waves of mellifluous masterpieces for more than 75 years. With this deal, you'll get to witness the symphony's exquisite melodies, the conductor's expressive gestures, and the violin section excitedly trying to start the wave at one of the following Symphony Sundays performances:
Known for his edgy and envelope-shoving comedy, Denis Leary has carved out an impressive career during more than two decades in show business, with roles in films such as Suicide Kings, The Thomas Crown Affair, and Ice Age, and several hit comedy albums. He most recently gained acclaim for the TV show Rescue Me, for which he received two Emmy nominations for Outstanding Lead Actor in a Drama Series and a box of cookies from his landlord. Leary again returns to the stand-up stage alongside fellow comedians and Rescue Me cast members Lenny Clarke and Adam Ferrara for the "Rescue Me Comedy Tour 2". Expect a night of biting social satire, politically charged rants, and cutting humor from all three comedians, with one or two curse words thrown in for good measure.
Until science allows customized breezes to play concertos through trees and tuned blades of grass, people must fetch their concertos from live musicians. Today's Groupon sings to the ears with premium orchestra-seat tickets to Ohlsson Plays Chopin by the Milwaukee Symphony Orchestra for $20, a $57 value. In two performance dates at the stunning Uihlein Hall on Friday, April 2, and Saturday, April 3, at 8 p.m., pianist Garrick Ohlsson will capture and tame Frédéric Chopin's famous Piano Concerto No. 2 and two other solo piano pieces in celebration of Chopin's 200th birthday.
Milwaukee Bike & Skate Rental has been supplying lakefront adventurers with breezy modes of transportation for more than 20 years. Aboard your small surrey bike, you can feel free to wander along the waterfront, explore side paths, or rehearse future live-action Flintstones revivals. The small, pedal-powered surrey holds up to three adults and two small children and allows you and your entourage to cruise along the Milwaukee lakefront at your leisure, ringing the surrey’s attached bell to warn pedestrians of your approach as the fresh air flows through your hair. Though not covered in this deal, Milwaukee Bike & Skate Rental’s main station boasts a full snack bar with beverages, so you can stock up on sustenance or replenish your energy after a calorie-burning journey. This Groupon may be used for upgrades to different bicycles or more rental time—you are responsible for the difference in cost. Saddle up for a shaded swing by the water with Milwaukee Bike & Skate Rental.
The Admirals is a pro hockey team that has been in the American Hockey League for nine years. Games are played in the Bradley Center, with mid-deck seats located in the front center sections that span the length of the ice rink. With an Admirals hockey game, spectators can enjoy puck-filled action that doesn't involve Shakespearean nature sprites, or simply kick back and hope to meet mascot Roscoe. Choose from the following game options: