West Little River, FL Health and Fitness

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Instead of harboring the scents of antiseptic, hallways and treatment rooms fill with pleasant aromas. Bright lights stay away as relaxing glows radiate from soft illuminators. World music flits into ears alongside the sound of bubbling emanating from in-office waterfalls. Smile With Zenitude shuns an uncomfortable "clinic" environment, relying on a variety of relaxation methods to help calm patients before any dental procedure, Botox treatment, or hormone therapy. And if all that fails, the aesthetic center's team of dentists can ease patients into more tranquil states by administering oral sedation or describing a summer's rain using hushed tones.