With 14 locations in the Pittsburgh area, Model Cleaners wetlessly de-soils the duds of more than 50 southwest Pennsylvania communities with a tidy tapestry of services. Keep the glimmer in your three-piece suit ($17.55) or exorcise your blankets ($24.85–$30.85) of hibernating dust demons. Alteration and repair services transform cycloptic rag dolls back into two-buttoned beauties, and delicate sweater treatments ($6.35–$8.10) keep your wool fluffy enough to sell to any wolf in need of sheep’s clothing. Model Cleaners gives thrill-seeking threads a coming-of-age road trip with free pickup and delivery, which can be arranged by calling ahead. A full list of services and pickup times for each community can be viewed online.
The Fussy Cleaners' meticulous staff painstakingly cares for apparel and attire with an array of dry-cleaning services. A men's shirt can be laundered ($2.34), dry cleaned ($5.67), or scrubbed with a sudsy loofah while he's still wearing it, while skirts ($6.60) and dresses ($12.79+) can be touched up to make them shine like a ruby in front of a strobe light. Other items that can be spiffed up include sweaters ($5.67), blouses ($5.67), and women's pants ($6.60). These prices can be higher depending on the clothing's material.
The licensed dirt deleters at Green N Squeaky Clean whip unkempt apartments and homely homes into shape using only nontoxic, natural cleaning products that appease the earth. For two hours, two–three seasoned scrubbers will besiege quarters with a laundry list of cleaning services, which include vacuuming floors, a thorough dusting, emptying the trash, and lifting a corner of the house to sweep under its foundation. Once countertops and faucets are sanitized, kitchens will sing in their purest falsetto voices to drown out the depressing beeps of dying smoke detectors, and bathrooms will proudly flaunt their owners' life goals in glistening mirrors. Cleanings can be tailored to address a home's specific needs.
The technicians at Imperial Dry Cleaners clean clothes efficiently while upholding a 10-point satisfaction policy and delighting clients with pristine garments. Drop off mud-stained pants ($5.95+), mustard-specked skirts ($6.35+), or sport jackets stained with the tears of constantly weeping bald eagles ($9.25+) before noon Monday–Saturday, and Imperial's crew will dry clean duds in two hours' time. Shirts ($2.95) or blouses ($5.95) vying for bubbly caresses of traditional detergents get their wish within four hours for no additional cost. Imperial's multitasking squad treats all clothes like royalty, including short dresses ($10.65+) or treasured jumpsuits saved since high-school competitive-eating days ($14.75+).
You’ve Got Maids dispatches a dean’s list of Maid University–certified sanitizers eager to display their know-how within all manner of disheveled domains. Using environmentally sound products, scrubbing savants tailor each domicile disinfection to clients' requests, focusing finely honed cleaning skills on whatever needs degunking most. Kitchens are cleaned inside and out, from cobwebs and baseboards to the sauce-caked surfaces of the microwave, and living areas are made fit for couch-surfing royalty. Bedrooms are zapped with Mary Poppins–esque magic, and bathrooms are scrubbed clean of soap scum, toothpaste caterpillars, and shameful memories of ill-received shower concerts.