Founded 20 years ago by Dr. David Perlow, Any Lab Test Now boasts more than 100 centers nationwide where technicians administer thousands of standard lab tests priced to increase access and affordability for uninsured or low-income patients. Each location doubles as a draw center, where technicians acquire the specimens necessary for popular services—including glucose readings, HIV screenings, and urinalysis—before sending them to an offsite laboratory for testing.
Any Lab Test Now respects the need for discretion, so each HIPAA-compliant test can be taken anonymously in certain instances. Results are often available within 24–48 hours, and can be mailed, faxed, picked up, or transmitted telepathically for ultimate confidentiality. Though the team doesn’t divulge any medical advice, results can also be passed on to primary-care physicians for further analysis.
Earning a “Best in Category” honor from Entrepreneur magazine, Snap Fitness tones muscles and expands sweat glands with operations spanning 44 states. Members begin their voyage to vigor with a complimentary fitness consultation, where they'll be assigned a personal webpage to track their progress and blog about squats. Personages may warm up their gluteal masses through the use of the club's weights and cardio machines or by participating in a range of classes including boot camps, turbo kick, Zumba, and yoga.
Farley’s Ballroom fills with the rhythmic rush of fluttering feet during weekly group dance lessons and private instruction sessions. During six-week beginner courses, dancers can fly solo or flock together in group lessons for individuals or couples on Mondays from 7 p.m. to 7:50 p.m. Instructors draw from a rotating slate of styles that, like months on a bargain-bin calendar, change every three weeks, so participants will learn two distinct genres during each course period, including tango and rumba (November 7–December 12) or the waltz and cha-cha (December 19–January 23). For more intense tutelage, one-on-two private lessons instruct couples in ballroom, Latin, or swing dancing. Dance masters schedule private lessons on any day of the week, calibrating training intensity depending on dancers’ goals, prior experience, and ability to withstand getting served.
Tuscaloosa MedSpa’s staff boasts a board-certified family practitioner and aesthetic laser technician who apply their expertise to pamper bodies with advanced beautifying technology. Laser hair removal begins with a personal consultation to pin down the appropriate area for defuzzing and an ice-breaking game of checkers with a staff member. During each 10- to 15-minute session, the technician bathes the target area with the laser’s warm, red light, which, like a foreman at a wig factory, focuses on the areas producing the most hair. Without the sting of plucking or waxing, the treatment can smooth the surface of the abdomen (a $300 value and treatment), clears the delicate shores of the bikini (a $150 value and treatment), and paves an unimpeded path to the chin (a $50 value and treatment). Afterward, patients are sent home with post-treatment care instructions for their skin type, be it the dainty pelt of a hairless kitten or the durable silk of a mutated man-spider.
Dr. Michael McCracken's licensed massage therapists animate a corrective chiropractic approach and treat muscular knots and tissue kinks to ample kneading, tapping, and stroking to relieve corporal stress and pain. A 30- or 60-minute Swedish massage employs a supple mix of long and short movements to lessen aches and extirpate pockets of pain. Either of the two female therapists melt soft-tissues into plumes of relaxation with specialized massage techniques, such as rocking, vibration, friction, and compression to help relieve chronic-pain, reduce everyday stress and tension, and ward off illness and disease after spending a fortnight at sea or a fortnight explaining what a fortnight is to a stubborn child.