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Bozzelli's Italian Deli has been churning out hearty bread-and-meat combos for more than 30 years. Over the years, the menu has blossomed to include palate-pleasing subs such as the classic steak and cheese, honey ham, and various seafood creations ($6.55+ for 8''; $7.55+ for 12''). Transition to flatter eats with a hand-tossed pizza in a predesigned house flavor, or build your own pie from the bottom up ($5.99 and up). In addition to being a peak day for UFO sightings, Wednesdays are also lasagna days at Bozzelli's, when heaping layers of noodle-y, tomato-y goodness give pasta fans the strength to finish out the week.
Oftentimes, there's just one choice to be made with pizza?which toppings to put on it. At Coal Fire, however, the decision process starts before that, as the restaurant offers three original sauces. Guests can choose from a classic plum-tomato version, a spicy sauce, or their signature blend with sweet and spicy notes. Cooks then ladle the chosen sauce onto aged, homemade dough that's crisped in a 900-degree oven fired with anthracite coal. This process gives the crust a crisp, charred flavor reminiscent of a Neapolitan pie or the Human Torch's steering wheel.
The pizzas are hardly the only distinctive item on the menu, though. Chicken wings are oven-baked?not fried?with seasoning and roasted onions. Flash-fried calamari is tossed with sweet and hot peppers, and baked mac 'n' cheese is studded with lump crab meat. All the while, bartenders fill glasses with wine and craft beers, which guests can enjoy at the bar.
At Bellissimo Restaurant, the Old-World spirit isn't limited to the menu. A mural dominates one of the dining room's walls, recreating a balcony view of a northern Italian vista. Servers sporting black vests and bow ties weave amid the tables, where vases of roses add a splash of color to the crisp, white linens. It's a special kind of elegance to take in, and that's before the Italian dishes even begin to arrive.
The chef demonstrates his dedication to tradition by recreating classic northern Italian dishes. Entrees range from the deceptively simple to the decadent, from veal sauteed in homemade pesto to shrimp stuffed with crab, wrapped in prosciutto, and glazed in white wine sauce. But it's the small touches that lift meals to an even more memorable place, like a sprinkling of savory truffle oil or fresh basil.
Paisano’s is unstoppable. In the 40 years since opening its first Virginia pizzeria, the chain has grown to more than 15 Virginia and Maryland locations, with more cropping up each year. The pizza mecca was voted 2012 Best Pizza by WTOP Virginia listeners and credits its success to freshness of ingredients, pizza dough, and its universal motto: "We have something for everyone." The Washington Post reports that the owners drew on their Lebanese and Italian parentage in creating the expansive menu, which includes hearty calzones, subs, and stuffed wraps, and of course, Paisano’s signature pizzas with more than 30 available toppings.
While at Georgetown’s famed Café Milano, Andrea Pace cooked for politicians, actors, singers, and other powerful public figures—the clientele of many chefs’ dreams. But at Villa Mozart, he’s fulfilling his own dream: owning a restaurant. Dishes such as mountain-cheese-stuffed ravioli are still heavily influenced by his time at culinary school in the Italian Alps.