Westminster, CA Spa and Massage

The experienced staff at Nova Vita Salon and Spa banishes hair from delicate epidermal regions with quick and effective waxing sessions. Clients recline as a skin-smoothing specialist paints skin with warm wax and uproots hair in a fluid motion reminiscent of a segway barreling down newly waxed floors. Post-waxing, smoothed skin can don skimpy bikinis without fear of stubble or straggling hairs making an appearance. Regular waxing can erode and damage hair follicles over time, dispiriting them until they've given up their dreams of future hair growth and admittance into '80s hair bands. Clients must redeem both waxing sessions within 60 days of activation, streamlining the benefits of satiny smoothness.

Reveal your semi-secret identity with a 30-minute Pure Results Facial designed to restore radiance to sun-battered skin. An expert spa maiden will tailor your treatment to achieve resurfaced regional coverage, transformed tonal balancing, and skin that is so anti-aging, it makes Peter Pan look like a sell-out. The Seaside Signature Massage gently kneads knotted knobs and tangled fibers into a generously gelatinous state of being reminiscent of the beauteous blobfish. Intertwining traditional Swedish techniques with deep-tissue strokes and aromatic elements, this 30-minute massage both pampers and purifies with excruciating pleasantry. During your spa visit, you'll also have access to the spa relaxation area and fitness center.

SweetSweat Spa offers infrared-sauna technology, which Oprah tried out on a recent episode. Unlike a conventional sauna, the infrared Sunlighten sauna uses the UV-free infrared band of light to raise your core body temperature, causing the corpus to sweat and release evil toxins such as devil's tears, troll toe-jam, and maple syrup. Each 40-minute session can burn up to 700 calories, break down cellulite, improve skin complexion, strengthen the immune system, lower blood pressure, and provide a variety of other health benefits. An infrared-sauna session can even clear the brain of fog and other forms of mental cloud-cover caused by the condensation of thought bubbles.