Weston, FL Health and Fitness

Groupon cares about your dental health because studies have shown people with strong chompers purchase more Groupons. Unfortunately, many of us are without dental insurance, but succumb far too easily to the American obsession with eating solid foods. Today's Groupon to Astoria Dental at the Beach will bring your mouth up to snuff with x-rays, a dental cleaning, and an exam from Oscar Lopez, DMD, a wildly successful tooth magician who has opened four dental practices across the United States. This Groupon can be used at either of Astoria Dental's two Miami locations.

Novelty shirts airbrushed with bikini-clad bodies provide the convincing, if temporary, illusion of fitness. Find a more permanent fitness solution with today's Groupon. For $45, you get five group circuit classes at Nomi Pilates, a $175 value. Your Groupon also gets you 50% off a $100 private session should you choose to partake (you can purchase it when you go to the studio). This North Miami boutique studio offers a range of classes aiming to reform the shape of your body, mind, and shadow.

Start 2010 with a kick in your pants from yourself using the foot of someone else with today's side deal: for $65, you get a four-week boot camp session at South Florida Fitness Boot Camp. You'll also get 20% off your next session should you choose to return. Each session meets three days a week, with each class lasting about 45 minutes. That's more than two hours of dedicated team fitness per week for a month, about the same amount of time as the average person spends reading cereal boxes.

If people are always laughing at you in a dubbed voice and loudly declaring that your kung fu is weak, it may be time to stop watching movies and start working out. Today's deal will get you in fighting form: for $50, you get 10 dance, fitness, or martial-arts classes of your choice at Temple Arts Fitness in Davie (a $150 trial value or a $100 value for new gym members). This Groupon can be used for any class, though you'll have to call ahead to schedule OmGym, Pilates, or spinning. Parking is free.

This deal includes the 24/7-access key card, so you don't have to let The Man tell you when you can avail yourself of Snap's top-of-the-line cardio and strength equipment. Arrive at Snap super late and pretend you're working out in an Edward Hopper painting, or pound the treadmill at four in the morning and get pumped to host a morning shock-jock radio show. Even if you exercise during conventional hours, Snap's friendly, unintimidating atmosphere will provide a refreshing change of pace from any meat-market gym or tough elementary schoolyard you've experienced.

By draining waste in the interstitial spaces between cells, Five Element Wellness Center wraps provide a level of detoxification that cannot be achieved with exercise or diet. The road to temporary mummy-hood begins by being wrapped in meticulously measured hypoallergenic bandages, which are coated with pH-balanced SlenderTone solution to leave the skin silky smooth. The Suddenly Slimmer mineral wrap is a 60-minute, concentrated dose of detoxification, which tightens loose skin, benefits people who have lost a considerable amount of weight. During the nondehydrating process, you'll engage in light exercise to improve circulation and achieve better results. After unraveling your recuperative wraps, prepare for a toe-tickling toxin-removal that draws out person-pollutants with an ionized footbath, which lasts precisely between 15 and 45 minutes, timed with seven and two-thirds hard-boiling eggs.