Spa packages lavish attention on every body part, ensuring that faces don't blow raspberries during reflexology treatments and feet don't choreograph unsanctioned jazz-dance routines during facials. Keep body parts polite with this Groupon.
$45 for a Massage Package ($95 Value)
- 60-minute deep-tissue, Swedish, or pregnancy massage (a $60 value)
- 15-minute foot massage (a $15 value)
- Foot scrub (a $10 value)
- Aromatherapy (a $10 value)
Choose between locations in: West Hollywood or West Los Angeles
Though Wat Po Thai Spa sometimes features a discounted price online, this Groupon still offers the best deal available.
Wat Po Thai Spa
At Wat Po Thai Spa, a 2010 nominee for Best Day Spa by Best of LA, technicians bolster well-being with services that range from traditional Thai massage to skincare. The house-specialty Thai Combo fuses Thai massage, Swedish massage, and reflexology into an international amalgamation of relaxation similar to naptime at the UN. Thai massage harnesses compression, stretching, and rocking techniques to improve circulation of vital energy along the body's pathways, and Swedish massage encompasses gentle strokes such as gliding, kneading, and stretching to increase oxygen flow in the blood and forge full-body tension relief. Patrons walk away from massage sessions with relieved stress, allayed aches, increased internal alignment, and enough flexibility to fold bodies into an empty Pringles can at the first sign of danger.
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