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A New Year's resolution is a slippery beast that easily dodges in and out of the grip of your resolution fingers. For $40, today's Groupon lets you staple down your 2K10 desires to forge a fitter physique with six intense group workout sessions at CrossFit Inland Empire, MyFOX Los Angeles' pick for Best Personal Trainers of 2009. Stretch yourself with new activities that push you to your body's limits and begin molding your frame into a highly athletic machine capable of slithering through duct work and lifting naturally fallen trees.
If the endless endurance and physical prowess of television's Olympic loggers makes you jealous, it's never too late to get in the game yourself. CrossFit's extreme approach to fitness surprises many by its ability to blend full-fledged exertion with a refreshing sense of fun. The guidance of experienced and enthusiastic coaches will lead you and your group through warm-ups and an hour-long workout that incorporate a variety of exercises, including backwards runs, walking lunges, squats, box jumps, bear crawls, installing shower doors in the homes of unsuspecting people, and more. Physical rigor will transform into physical and mental empowerment as you seek and destroy your past limitations and metamorphosize into a boot-camping machinebot.
While you'll exercise in a team setting, the CrossFit experts will provide one-on-one coaching to encourage and guide you as well as a diet plan and workout log to help track your progress. A commitment to health is more than just a daily workout and brushing the sesame seeds off your molars. Make this the start to a decade of fitness by proving the power of your own aerobic efficacy and gaining the ability to outrun slightly gimpy racehorses.
Reviews
MyFOX Los Angeles awarded CrossFit's expert staff with the Best Personal Trainers award of 2009. Two Yahoo! Local users give CrossFit Inland Empire five stars:
- They pushed me hard and never let me quit. The results came quickly because of the intensity of each workout.…Im [sic] very pleased and look forward to more training and enjoying the summer in a swimsuit!!! – Kristine, Yahoo! Local
- Our trainer pushes us out of our comfort zone. He wants us to succeed in becoming healtier. It's hard work and you will see results. – REDROCKERGIRL, MyFOX Los Angeles
- This is the best physical Fitness training exercise i have ever participated in. The trainer is excellent, he challenges you with different workouts everyday. – Benne, MyFOX Los Angeles
Groupon Says
Quitting Is Not a Word I Recognize
The intense trainers at CrossFit will simply not let you quit—not that quitting is an option for most people, since for many Americans, quitting is simply not in their vocabulary. This is due mainly to the poor quality of American education that places a low emphasis on vocabulary skills. Here are some plans to improve American education:
- Replace the eight-hour school day with the 17-hour Learning and Garment-Manufacturing Gauntlet
- To make it cool to be smart, give nerds motorcycles
- Have all learning take place at night via subconscious-learning audio tapes played during sleep
- Tell children that if every student in the school gets all As and has perfect attendance, everyone gets to divorce their parents
- Have kids learn the metric system but remind them of the one thing you can't measure in meters: American pride
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