Until skilled cosmetic dentists came about, a Hollywood smile required four key grips and costly dynamite fluoride provided by Dr. Jerry Bruckheimer. Put your smile in safer hands with today's Groupon: for $179, you get a special ZOOM! whitening treatment (a $450 value) from celebrity dentist Dr. Bill Dorfman, at his office, which is located just west of Roxbury Memorial Park.
A vigilant guardian of treasured tusks the globe over, Dr. Bill Dorfman possesses the impressive pedigree and adept eyes to restore incandescence to all shadowy smirks. The popular ZOOM! service, which he helped pioneer, uses a special light and proprietary gel to dispatch an average whitening of eight shades. Kick back and unwind as Dr. Dorfman gently applies the light-activated gel, using the same sacred fingers that restored fang fortitude to bat-biting Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne. The treatment infiltrates discolorations deep within each cuspid, and in just 45 minutes, your maw will emerge triumphant and renewed, ready to receive compliments from the people it bites every day.
Dr. Dorfman is the New York Times bestselling author of Billion Dollar Smile, the featured tooth technician of ABC's Extreme Makeover, a frequent panelist on daytime talk show The Doctors, and a go-to smile engineer for stars such as Britney Spears, Usher, and Jessica Simpson.
New patients only. Bleaching only works for natural teeth—caps and crowns may require additional procedures.
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Though there are few online reviews for Dr. Bill Dorfman, and his ZOOM! whitening skills, this dentist to the stars has been featured regularly in the national media. This includes regular features on the syndicated television show The Doctors, as well as dental makeovers on Extreme Makeover. His work has also been profiled on Good Morning America. Dr. Dorfman is a Guinness World Record holder for "Most Money Raised for a Charity Through Head Shaving by an Individual" related to an appearance on The Doctors, and his book Billion Dollar Smile was a New York Times Bestseller.
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Look Like a Celeb
Dr. Dorfman is the go-to dentist for the famous and attractive. Celebrities, of course, are not naturally more attractive than the unheard-of, but they appear more beautiful because they follow a strict regimen of attractifying treatments. For instance, as soon as you are given a role on a television show, you are immediately assigned a team of appearance-upkeepers who surround you 24 hours a day, even in your sleep, the time when most non-celebrities look their worst.
You can, however, assemble your own beauty team, assuming that you are independently wealthy or have hypnotist-level persuasion abilities. Your team should include a hair stylist, a makeup applicationist, someone to lick crumbs off your face, an anger-producer (making you mad will bring out the color in your cheeks), and a short person to stand near you for height-comparison purposes. Once you have assembled this appearance squad, you too can be as beautiful as your favorite celeb.
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