Without clothes, there would be no laundromats, and without laundromats, most of us would never get to see strangers' underwear. Enjoy clothes ownership's ancillary benefits with today's Groupon: for $10, you get $25 worth of designer and boutique apparel at Sassy Fox Upscale Consignment.
The amiable staff at Sassy Fox Upscale Consignment, voted one of Louisville’s best consignment stores in 2010 and 2011 by Leo Weekly, helps visitors doll up empty closets with a constantly replenished, rotating collection of like-new threads from renowned brands such as Alice + Olivia, Stuart Weitzman, and Kenneth Cole. While roving around the multihued boutique, guests can begin assembling trendy getups with a white Ralph Lauren blouse ($12), black-and-silver sandals by Michael Stars ($24), and a pair of diamond-studded boxing gloves. American Eagle denim shorts show off finely toned gams in warmer climates ($8), whereas a turquoise Melani cocktail dress drapes elegantly over womanly physiques in form-fitting comfort ($25). A pink Vera Bradley purse grants enough space for ladies to lug around necessities such as day planners, cell phones, and smaller, less fashionable purses ($24).
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Ferrari Ownership
Once you ascend to the exciting and dignified world of Ferrari ownership, you’ll notice that food tastes better, the air smells sweeter, and dunks are 73% raunchier. Here are some tips that will prolong the life of your Sweet Kitten (an official slang term for Ferraris):
Give the Brake a Break: This Hot Baby (official Ferrari slang [OFS]) was made to fly, not obey traffic rules. Remember, most police officers/angry parents really only want their picture taken next to your Ferrari.
Clean the Sheen on Your Mean Machine: Don’t take this Thunder Nugget (OFS) to any two-bit car-washing place. A ride this primo should be wiped down with the fontanel of a newborn horse, or, at least, an underwear model’s birth certificate.
Full Moon = Full Vroom: If the moon is in its full phase, then pull your Phantom Tickler (OFS) out of the drive-in humidor and let her howl at the moon by revving that imported engine. Let the neighbors know who’s boss while simultaneously expelling the (now on fire) owls who like to nest in the Ferrari's gorgeous chassis.
Endorse the Horse: Ferrari makes clothes and sunglasses with its signature horse logo that you can wear to let people know that you drive one of their Velvet Grandpas (OFS).
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