The sun's energy not only tans people's skin but also gives flowers the strength they need to keep from screaming when they're plucked. Fortify your exterior with today's Groupon: for $20, you get any two sunless or UV tanning sessions at Sun Tan City (up to a $68 value). This Groupon is valid at 26 locations.
Sun Tan City's tanning centers house an armada of bronzing vehicles designed to polish bodies, rain or shine. Tanners can burrow into the belly of any of four levels of tanning beds for 10- to 20-minute bronzing sessions. Fast level beds steep skin with a solid base tan, and Instant level beds bronze pelts more quickly by using a larger ratio of UVA bulbs. Sunless, open-air VersaSpa booths airbrush epidermises with a water-soluble plant-based solution that goes on evenly, resists staining clothes, and, unlike a roll in a puddle of fudge, darkens skin without leaving a sticky residue.
Our customers loved this deal last year, earning Sun Tan City a spot on Groupon's Best of 2011 list.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: Employee Benefits
Before starting a new job, make sure your prospective employer offers the following basic benefits:
• Health Insurance: Your medical plan should pay for checkups, hospital visits, and twice-daily atomized vaccine mists administered via your office's sprinkler system.
• 401(k): This is a 401-foot-deep hole where your money is buried so government taxmen can't find it. When you retire, you’re mailed a map to its location.
• Complimentary Cigarette Dish: There should be a bowl of loose cigarettes on the receptionist's desk next to the punch bowl full of Pepsi.
• Solid-Gold Retirement Knife: Should have a pawn value equal to one electric guitar.
• Dignity: Or not.
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