Everybody loves Valentine's Day, when talented Family Ties actor Scott Valentine comes into your house and kisses you in your sleep. Don't forget to leave milk and sushi out with today's Groupon.
The Deal
$35 for a 90-minute Swedish or therapeutic massage (a $70 value)
$85 for a couples massage package (a $180 value), which includes:
- Two 90-minute Swedish or therapeutic massages (a $70 value each)
- A Valentine’s Day sweetheart basket (a $40 value), which includes:
- Champagne or sparkling grape juice
- Two champagne flutes
- Chocolate-covered strawberries
- Candle and candies
Elite Massage Therapists of the Midsouth
A cooperative of licensed muscle masons, Elite Massage Therapists of the Midsouth’s team calms the people of Shelby County with mobile massage services. Specializing in an array of modalities, therapists dispatch tension through standard and specialty bodywork, such as deep-tissue, prenatal massage, and reflexology. To accommodates clients’ who live with their sky family, Elite Massage’s crew arranges upgradeable services including hotel setup and an extended service area.
Groupon Says
The Groupon Guide to: As Seen on TV Inventions
Any inventor can create a life-changing product that would transform the very nature of reality on this planet—if people only knew about it. The best inventions are, by definition, the ones important enough to appear on the most important invention of all: television. Here are just a few new-and-improved examples:
• Easy-to-carry bucket to store and protect cell phone
• The Tender Touch® egg hammer
• The Boo-gie: a microfleece ghost costume with convenient eye holes for lounging around the house on a chilly Halloween
• PawPals Pet Hooks
• A public-domain jukebox—for your car?
• Bay-B-Crate™
• The Am-I-Dreaming? skin-pinching claw
• The Vegetable Stopper!
• Phone number that rids you of unwanted money
• The None-of-Your-Fizzness© soda flattener
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