Bare feet need to be presentable year-round in case of toga-party invites or last-minute assignments to stomp all the bubble wrap at the office. Be ready to ditch your shoes with today's Groupon: for $299, you get a laser nail-fungus treatment package for both feet at Advanced Footcare (up to a $795 value). The package includes the following:
- Laser treatment for toenail fungus (up to a $500 value)
- Three office visits, including an initial visit (up to a $115 value) and two follow-up visits (up to a $45 value each)
- Pathology testing (up to a $90 value)
Captained by a trio of podiatrists, Advanced Footcare's wellness specialists alleviate sub-ankle ailments with 20-minute laser treatments designed to annihilate foot fauna. Dr. Charles Mutschler, Dr. Harold Reinhartz, and Dr. Vann Johnson peer at toes in an initial appointment, training modern lasers on fuzz and invisible blights from elf-cobbled shoes. Warming beams elicit phantom pinpricks under keratins as they vaporize offensive fungi without inflicting damage to nails or nail beds. Full results unfold as claws continue to grow naturally in the absence of cumbersome muck. Patients can outfit digits in polish or sneakers immediately after treatments, which cause no side effects or downtime. Pathology testing investigates the underlying causes of fungus, which include hoof injuries, raised levels of perspiration, or absence at a sorcerer's birthday party, and follow-up appointments check in with pristine-footed patrons.
THE PATIENT AND ANY OTHER PERSON RESPONSIBLE FOR PAYMENT HAS A RIGHT TO REFUSE TO PAY, CANCEL PAYMENT, OR BE REIMBURSED FOR PAYMENT FOR ANY OTHER SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT THAT IS PERFORMED AS A RESULT OF AND WITHIN 72 HOURS OF RESPONDING TO THE ADVERTISEMENT FOR THE FREE, DISCOUNTED FEE, OR REDUCED FEE SERVICE, EXAMINATION, OR TREATMENT.
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The Groupon Guide to: Sassy T-shirt Slogans
T-shirts just aren’t worth the trouble if they don’t have a sassy slogan on them. Here are some classic shirt sayings that express attitude:
• "If You’re Not the Big Hog, Get Off the Pot!"
• "Certified PSI: Pantsuit Inspector"
• "Funeral Attire? You’re Looking at It!"
• "The Underwear Club for Men and Women: Ping-Pong—This Ain’t No Dinner Table!"
• "Who Called Grandma?!?"
• "I May Be Over the Hill, but I’m Still Under the Influence"
• "Only I Know What That Smell Is"
• "My Wife Might Wear the Pants, but I’m Wearing This Shirt!"
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